News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

It’s a Q-Spiracy, I tells ya!

President Trump’s election loss and the week-long silence of “Q,” the QAnon movement’s mysterious prophet, have wrenched some believers into a crisis of faith, with factions voicing unease about their future or rallying others to stay calm and “trust the plan.”

Wouldn’t you think that Lord Damp Nut’s electoral failure would be the perfect moment to unleash the storm on the Satan-worshipping, pedophilia-enthusiasts, Podesta Bolognese Sauce (made with fresh babies and a sprig of mint)-easting Democrats? What’s keeping Queue from his moment of glory?! Even our pals at TPM cannot find Q:

But, alas, Q is nowhere to be found: The anonymous message board guru’s last post was nearly a week ago, hours before polls opened on Nov. 3. Q quoted the closing line from Abraham Lincoln’s “Gettysburg Address” and posted, of all things, a link to the soundtrack from the film “The Last Of The Mohicans.”

Well, if you cannot decipher that clue, then I guess you must be more sane than these hillbilly mystics.

Back to the WaPo article:

The uncertainty has been compounded by the abrupt public resignation, also last Tuesday, of Ron Watkins, the administrator of Q’s online sanctuary on the message board 8kun.

Q has gone quiet before. But the abrupt lack of posts since last Tuesday — Election Day, which the anonymous figure had touted for months as a key moment of reckoning — has sparked speculation and alarm among the movement’s most ardent followers.

Some QAnon proponents have begun to publicly grapple with reality and question whether the conspiracy theory is a hoax. “Have we all been conned?” one user wrote Saturday on 8kun.

“Or have we conned ourselves,” he did not add.

This entry was posted in Q-spiracy. Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. lofgren says:

    Qanon believers complaining about getting conned is like your drunk uncle playing on the highway during rush hour complaining about vehicular assault.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. osirisopto says:

    I heard Q had been abducted by Slovakian henchmen of hunter Biden’s sister in law’s brother, nephew by marriage twice removed because he ha proof of voter fraud.


    But the jokes on them, because before they got to him he hid the evidence in an ammo box 3.7 miles west of the Mohican capital, under the “B”.
    (“B” is for Biden.)

    Next month it’s all gonna come out along with Q.

    Then we’ll see who has the last laugh.

    But don’t tell anyone because the deep state is likely to bury the evidence.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Are we the baddies morons?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. roket says:

    Perhaps they’ve been abducted. Has anyone bothered to check the basement under Comet Ping Pong?

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.