The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!1!
Junior Mints’ $15,000 Ameros/month emotional support cougar Kimberly Guilfoyle, um, applied her craft & trade to fundraising for Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Run, with all her usual flair, shall we say?
• Senior campaign and GOP officials vented that Trump’s finance team, led by former Fox TV host and Donald Trump Jr. girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, underperformed and was an HR nightmare. Trump couldn’t compete with Biden’s small-dollar fundraising machine, and some donors were horrified by what they described as Guilfoyle’s lack of professionalism: She frequently joked about her sex life and, at one fundraiser, offered a lap dance to the donor who gave the most money.
For those of you playing at home, besides sleeping with the candidate’s son, Kim is noted for her HR problems at Fox News, too.
Nothing says “professional” (Hell – “classy’) like lap dancing for donations.
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SOS – Seems like she knows exactly what her profession is.
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ming, She just has a certain zest for life.
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Maybe that is why Jr. and Falwell Jr. get along so well…. they like to watch.
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Updates about her sex life seem to be part of the Kimmie package. I wonder if she keeps Traitor Tot informed.
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probably not. The women in Dickstain donnie jr.’s life treat him just like his idiot father. tell them how manly and erotic they are and then laugh at their real ‘shortcomings’ behind their backs while counting the money.
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And Bruce388 swoops in for the win with Traitor Tot.
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Not original. Saw it somewhere.
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The best part is the bitch is a beard, Donnie Jr is … ahhh … happy-go-lucky!
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Is she, really? So does her participation figure into Melania’s new post-nup? A surrogate to take the pressure off Melons, so to speak?
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Late again!
So a donation to tRump is $20… same as in town?
I’ll see myself out.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner!
[Wipes away a tear] “They grow up so fast.”
Rgds,
TG
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So who got the lap dance? For how much? Would it be on the FEC website? Is she also fundraising for the “legal challenges”? So many questions.
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And does she keep the best donations for herself? Does she stash them in her bra, in a g-string, or does it become “sock money”?
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Hoes will be hoes.
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Reminds me of the best answer ever given on Jeopardy…
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Ken got ripped off.
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The judges gave it to him in the end…
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They did?! Awesome! (I liked his little smile as he gave his answer, too. Like he knew he was, ahem, being naughty but the opportunity was too good to pass up.)
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