News That Will Drive You To Drink

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One Flew Over Bachmann’s Nest

“And if you were married to Markus, you’d be shrieking about iron rods, too,” One-L didn’t moan. “Where are my D-Cells?”

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mountjoy — who else?)

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17 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    After giving us four years of “Trump Won! Get over it!”, it’s their turn to get that shoved down their throats.

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    Her husband??? Oh. My. Dawg. That’s the scariest thing I’ve seen, in years! I’d never let him near my cats – they’d be terrified of him!

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    • Redhand says:

      Her husband??? Oh. My. Dawg.

      I agree. He looks like a sideshow freak. Truly frightening and creepy. And what kind of person runs “conversion therapy clinics” for gays? I don’t want to even think about that.

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    But wait, I thought that it was us evil lefty liberals who are the violent ones.

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  4. julesmomcat says:

    “smash the delusion, Father, that Joe Biden is our president. He is not.”
    Funny – that’s what hubs and I said about Suckface, after the 2016 election. Saturday, we raised our American flag for the first time in four years.

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  6. MDavis says:

    “Smash! The clay jar of deceit. Smash! The clay jar of delusion.”
    Assuming she means to make the deceit and delusion go away – I suggest she should watch what she prays for. She might get it.

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  7. Perturbation says:

    Take your iron rod, er pork rod, and SMASH IT LORD arglarglargle…

    As Marcus looks on in salivating, unclosetable envy.

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  8. Ten Bears says:

    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes …

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    • E.A. Blair says:

      I wrote this back in 2012 when ol’ One-L was running for the presidensity.

      Charlie Manson Eyes

      Her speech is Glenn Beck gold
      Her grimace sweet surprise
      Her heart is always cold
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
      She’ll turn her rhetoric on you
      You won’t have to think twice
      Cold as Minnesota snow
      She got Charlie Manson eyes

      And she’ll tease you
      She’ll unease you
      All the better just to sleaze you
      She’s precocious and she knows just
      What it takes to make a Rove blush
      She got John Boehner teary cries
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

      She’ll take you to the cleaners
      It whets her appetite
      She’ll lay you on her slab
      She’ll take a dump on you
      Roll you like you were dice
      Until you come out blue
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

      She’ll expose you, when she snows you
      Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
      She’s ferocious and she knows just
      What it takes to make a Rove blush
      Republicans think she’s a guy
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

      And she’ll tease you
      She’ll unease you
      All the better just to sleaze you
      She’s precocious, and she knows just
      What it takes to make a Rove blush
      She got John Boehner teary cries
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

      She’ll tease you
      She’ll unease you
      Just to sleaze ya
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
      She’ll expose you, when she snows you
      She knows ya
      She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

      There’s also this: Back in 2012, when ol’ One-L was running in the Republican primary, she was fond of telling about a distraught woman who came to her after a rally with a sad story about a daughter who became “retarded” (her word) after receiving a vaccine. This was one of One-L’s favorite anecdotes, but nobody ever recorded what Ms Bachmann’s reply to that woman was…except me.

      Here it is:

      “Oh, Mom! will you forget about that already?”

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  9. paul fredine says:

    she’s the one who looks smashed.

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  10. roket says:

    Bearing false witness is a sin so go to hell bitch. I have also discovered that throwing quotes back at the rubes is very effective. Such as:

    “Our opponents, the media and the whole world will soon see as we begin to take further actions, that the powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned.”

    Stephen Miller (R – Pocket Nazi)

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