Never Change, Rudy

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Remember that time over the weekend when Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer(™) Rudy Giulianai put together a press conference at [checks notes] a landscaper’s parking lot, next to a dirty bookstore and a crematorium (allowing this spitballer the chance of a lifetime to opine the location was the “sod, sod-off, and die” strip mall– thank you very much! I’ll be here all week!) to proclaim that he had evidence of voter fraud?

Anyway, it seems his star witness might have been doin’ a little shoppin’ at that bookstore…

Man featured at Giuliani press conference is a convicted sex offender

The first person Rudy Giuliani, the attorney for President Donald Trump, called upas a witness to baseless allegations of vote counting shenanigans in Philadelphia during a press conference last week is a sex offender who for years has been a perennial candidate in New Jersey….

…Trenton political insiders watched with bemusement as Brooks took the podium.

[Daryl Brooks, who said he was a GOP poll watcher] was incarcerated in the 1990s on charges of sexual assault, lewdness and endangering the welfare of a minor for exposing himself to two girls ages 7 and 11, according to news accounts.

Brooks has run for various offices, including U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives.

The Republican Party is full of Republicans*, but they are consistent. Give ’em that.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

UPDATE 1: informed commentary on the matter.

*H/T Driftglass

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6 Responses to Never Change, Rudy

  1. Well given Bernie Kerik was there, it might have just been that Rudes feels…more comfortable surrounding himself with ex-felons.

    What’s almost more fun is watching the trumpettes turn themselves into 6-dimensional knots trying to get to “I meant to do that!” over the whole [chef’s kiss] perfect shambolic flustercuck of the whole “Four Seasons” thing. The crem-de-shit on top of the shit cherry on the blended shit sundae that is the trump administration.

    They’re busy packing all the silverware, and ripping out all the wire and copper plumbing in the WH like a bunch of deseperate meth-head squatters right now.

    Joe’s gonna need all of his ‘Rehabbing decaying mansions’ experience.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Don’t know if Sasha Baron Cohen had any other Republican-targeting projects in mind, but I’d say he could just sit back and watch as they ‘Borat’ themselves.

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  3. donnah says:

    Honestly, that landscaping deal just about broke me. I laughed until I could barely breathe, and then I laughed some more. It was a hilarious fuck-up by someone in the party and it should never be forgotten.

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  4. purplehead says:

    Carly Aquilino, fashiongirl42069 on tiktok She needs to get the credit! Especially for something I’ve watched now probably a dozen times because I need to laugh. That is just so hilarious!

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  5. roket says:

    I’m pretty sure they don’t see the problem and fail to understand what the big deal is. After all, he’s probably a Xtian Sex Offender who loves all the little children of the world.

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  6. Ava Middleton says:

    Made a comment over on Daily Kos that I was in charge of maintaining the sex offenders list (Megan’s Law) for 12 years. He was on it.


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