Guys, as I write this about 98M Americans have already voted, and Lord Damp Nut has already told us his big, evil plans to throw-out their ballots. All the final states-wide polls have concluded, Handsome Joe Biden is solidly in the lead. We’ve got this.
Before all hell breaks loose, consider what Good Scissorheads everywhere have done during past last four years. Think about this: Republicans are frantically trying to get ballots thrown out in Texas. Texas!
We’ve waited for this day for 4 years, we can wail a little bit longer for results to come in. Here’s the dirty secret about election day:
Tonight there will be plenty of exciting news to consume once polls start closing tonight, but there won’t be much new information at all during the day today.
About Tonight: No results will be official. You don’t need to pay attention to exit polls.
If you like riding the Peleton of Doom, then by all means stay glued to social media and cable news, but please be circumspect about sharing stories you read. Security experts say that the Russians and other bad actors are going to be sowing chaos today and tomorrow on Social Media. Be aware of that and do not be their useful idiot.