News That Will Drive You To Drink

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For those of you worrying about the pending coup, when Cadet Bone Spurs leads the Fighting Hell Mice of Possum Hollar into battle:

So Far, Trump’s “Army” of Poll Watchers Looks More Like a Small Platoon

Despite appeals from the president and his son, few of his supporters have shown up to watch early voting. One explanation: The task is just too boring.

Donald Trump Jr. looked straight into a camera at the end of September as triumphant music rose in a crescendo. “The radical left are laying the groundwork to steal this election from my father,” he said. “We cannot let that happen. We need every able-bodied man and woman to join the army for Trump’s election security operation.”
…But the poll-watching army that the Trumps have tried to rally hasn’t materialized. Although there’s no official data, election officials across the country say that they have seen relatively few Republican poll watchers during early voting, and that at times Democratic poll watchers have outnumbered the GOP’s. In Colorado and Nevada, where the Trump campaign was particularly active in recruiting poll watchers, its efforts largely petered out.

Here’s the thing about coups: even when El Presidente Stupido del Norte is fomenting revolution, there is a winner and a loser, and the loser usually is executed for trying to overthrow the gubmint. Lord Damp Nut is a coward and a bully, he wants others to fight for him, but he’s too chicken shit to fight himself. He won’t even You’re Fired’ed his staff, and you really  think he’ll go to war against his own Generals commanding The Possum Hollar Irregulars who are too a-feared to do even poll watching in “urban” areas?

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These people are LARPers, and the fact that ‘the libs’ have shot back at them this year when they thought they’d roll through liberal cities unopposed has probably got them thinking that the game really isn’t that much fun.

    At the risk of sounding callous, the killing of that Proud Boy in Portland was probably the best thing to happen in American politics all year.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    And the ones who bravely “stood by,” by blocking freeways and bridges, are to commended heartily, for advancing the cause like they did.

    Oh, and the Official Motto of Meal Team Six is “Semper Pie!”

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  3. Kct says:

    Mocked and goaded

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  4. Kct says:

    “If they insist upon a fryer fight, give them a fryer fight. Just remember, they’re wearing BigMac jackets …..”

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  5. revzafod says:

    ” petered out. ”
    Indeed.

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