Happy Hour News
For those of you worrying about the pending coup, when Cadet Bone Spurs leads the Fighting Hell Mice of Possum Hollar into battle:
Despite appeals from the president and his son, few of his supporters have shown up to watch early voting. One explanation: The task is just too boring.
Donald Trump Jr. looked straight into a camera at the end of September as triumphant music rose in a crescendo. “The radical left are laying the groundwork to steal this election from my father,” he said. “We cannot let that happen. We need every able-bodied man and woman to join the army for Trump’s election security operation.”
…But the poll-watching army that the Trumps have tried to rally hasn’t materialized. Although there’s no official data, election officials across the country say that they have seen relatively few Republican poll watchers during early voting, and that at times Democratic poll watchers have outnumbered the GOP’s. In Colorado and Nevada, where the Trump campaign was particularly active in recruiting poll watchers, its efforts largely petered out.
Here’s the thing about coups: even when El Presidente Stupido del Norte is fomenting revolution, there is a winner and a loser, and the loser usually is executed for trying to overthrow the gubmint. Lord Damp Nut is a coward and a bully, he wants others to fight for him, but he’s too chicken shit to fight himself. He won’t even You’re Fired’ed his staff, and you really think he’ll go to war against his own Generals commanding The Possum Hollar Irregulars who are too a-feared to do even poll watching in “urban” areas?