I bow before the Little Dark Lord. I hasten to provide cream, bits of roast chicken, freshly opened tuna the second he opens his tiny tittle pink mouth with teeny little white teeth to command me. I throw foil balls for him until he either gets tired or my arms seize up. I will make no bed that he is sleeping upon. He rules, I obey!
Oh, you little devil!
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Nope. No mayhem for you kitty. Only scritches. Lots of scritches
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Now, THAT’s a genuine handful! =^..^=
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Cat: “I thought the hoomins screaming for mercy would sound a little more terrified than dawwwwwww! and squeee!“
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I bow before the Little Dark Lord. I hasten to provide cream, bits of roast chicken, freshly opened tuna the second he opens his tiny tittle pink mouth with teeny little white teeth to command me. I throw foil balls for him until he either gets tired or my arms seize up. I will make no bed that he is sleeping upon. He rules, I obey!
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