Elves, The New Essential Workers

Snitch in the Ditch

This is so stupid, it must be true:

“A federal health agency halted a public-service coronavirus advertising campaign funded by $250 million in taxpayer money after it offered a special vaccine deal to an unusual set of essential workers: Santa Claus performers.

“As part of the plan, a top Trump administration official wanted the Santa performers to promote the benefits of a Covid-19 vaccination and, in exchange, offered them early vaccine access ahead of the general public, according to audio recordings. Those who perform as Mrs. Claus and elves also would have been included.”

As gawd is my waitress, Prznint Stupid is a child. He thinks that people will go shopping if they can get the ol’ picture on Santa’s lap.

I’m sure he was actually trying to get people into the malls to do some Christmas Shopping, but those Christmas movie scenes of crowded stores ended long ago, and what the virus doesn’t kill-off, Jeff Bezos will.

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7 Responses to Elves, The New Essential Workers

  1. Bruce388 says:

    The Covidiot has fond memories of his cameo in that “Home Alone” movie. His cameo was responsible for that movie’s success. There were lines around the block like you wouldn’t believe to see the Covidiot’s cameo. THAT I can tell you.

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  2. roket says:

    At least now policemen. firefighters, first responders, teachers, etc., etc., know where they stand. The line forms behind Santa.

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