Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Makes Screen Debut

They say that the camera shows your soul.

Oh, dear Dawg, no:

“In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of the actor playing Borat’s daughter, who is posing as a TV journalist.

“Following an obsequious interview for a fake conservative news programme, the pair retreat at her suggestion for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which is rigged with concealed cameras. After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untucked shirt and reaching into his trousers. They are then interrupted by Borat who runs in and says: ‘She’s 15. She’s too old for you.’ …

“[Earlier,] flattered and flirtatious, he drinks scotch, coughs, fails to socially distance and claims Trump’s speedy actions in the spring saved a million Americans from dying of Covid. He also agrees – in theory at least – to eat a bat with his interviewer.”

I think I might hurl.

(H/T: too many of you gutter-minded Heathers, and I cannot thank you all enough.)

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20 Responses to Trump’s Stupidest Lawyer Makes Screen Debut

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    No further details? As in, was he “tuggin like Toobin,” or “wankin like Weiner?”
    (Asking for a friend.)

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  2. skinnydennis says:


    Reminds me of…

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  3. spotthedog says:

    What a jerk!

    Liked by 6 people

  4. Forget living in a simulation, we’re living in a shoddily constructed parody.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    What about Hunter Biden’s laptop!!!

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  6. Oneofthebobs says:

    Rudely Droolingonmi.

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  7. spotthedog says:

    Hope James O’Keefe is taking notes, or – maybe not!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Heh, indeed…


  9. Wasn’t Seinfeld enough?


  10. Redhand says:

    Oh, Rudi, you’ve certainly declined somewhat from being “Murruca’s Mayor.” Now I think of you as a failed political ratfucker, an alcoholic, a clown, a criminal, a traitor, and a pervert. Keep polishing that * * * “resume” * * * man. You’re almost at the end.


  11. moeman says:

    Rudi has but a small roll in this movie.

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