Such a Kidder, Hair Füror!

‘He was having fun’: Lara Trump defends president’s attack on Whitmer

In an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Lara Trump insisted the president was merely “having fun at a Trump rally” when he criticized Whitmer, a Democrat, at a campaign event this weekend.

In an interview on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Lara Trump insisted the president was merely “having fun at a Trump rally” when he criticized Whitmer, a Democrat, at a campaign event this weekend.

“The president was at a rally,” she added. “It’s a fun, light atmosphere. Of course he wasn’t encouraging people to threaten this woman. That’s ridiculous.”

Such a kidder, Hair Füror!

No word from Lara about Hair Füror’s dancing abilities.

…oops.

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19 Responses to Such a Kidder, Hair Füror!

  1. Weirdly they freaked…the…entire…fuck…out when they spied the 86-45 tchotchke on Whitmer’s desk claiming it was SEKRIT CODDDDEEE!!!ELEVENTY!!! TO KEEEL LORD DAMPNUT!!!!ELEVENTY!!!

    She was just having fun!

    But then the kind of person who would marry Qusay, I mean Great White Hunter Eric, no I mean Qusay… would be the kind who thinks pulling the wings off of butterflies and lighting cats on fire are ‘fun’…so threatening someone with kidnapping, torture and murder is a light-hearted jape that everyone can chuckle over.

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  2. dancing to music for which they hadn’t obtained the rights, I bet.

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  3. What a brilliant idea, have a dance moves debate where they each get a minute to show off their best dance moves, and do about 15 minutes of that. So long as this is going to surely be an unconventional “debate”, why not?

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  4. robginchicago says:

    I’d bet the remaining Beatles would gladly allow Trump to use their tune “Nowhere Man” at his rallies. Google the lyrics, they are PERFECT!

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    • Likewise I’d expect the remaining members of Pink Floyd would graciously allow them to use “Pigs (Three Different Ones)”

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    • FELINE MAMA says:

      Also, too, “I’m A Loser” is appropriate!

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      • ali redford says:

        And Denis Leary’s “I’m an A—-le.” Almost all of it applies to Trump, but the part about loving to park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces comes into my mind any time I hear Trump’s voice.

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    • Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

      Except for the “Isn’t he a a bit like you and me” part.
      And anyway – particularly since we’re kind of in the midst of the celebration of John’s 80th birthday – I really don’t think they would. Ever.
      It’s rich enough that he’s gyrating to Village People classics, apparently unaware that they were gay icons.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Is ‘dance like your feet are nailed to the floor’ a new meme that all the cool kids are doing but I haven’t heard of yet, or is Damp Nut just afraid he’ll fall out of his big boy shoes?

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  6. Redhand says:

    OMG! A gigantic dancing turd!

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  7. FELINE MAMA says:

    He can sure rock that LAARGE Ass & Gut ! And, the LITTLE arms & hands!!!
    Fred Astaire would be jealous !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    He is making an excellent recovery from the Covid, huh !!!
    What an amazing specimen !!

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  8. roket says:

    Um. White Supremacists can’t dance.

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  9. MJG says:

    Taking “White guys can’t dance” to new levels.

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  10. spotthedog says:

    Does he have permission from Julia Louis-Dreyfus to bust those moves?

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