News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Noooooooo!”

Team Evil is trying to cancel the last debate, methinks:

The topics announced last week by Kristen Welker (the NBC moderator) included:

  • fighting Covid-19
  • American families
  • race in America
  • climate change
  • national security
  • leadership

…so you can see why the 4th Reich wants out!

The NYTimes:

“President Trump’s withdrawal from the second presidential debate led to the event’s cancellation. Now, three days ahead of the final debate, Mr. Trump’s campaign is demanding changes to the format and accusing the organizers of bias toward Joe Biden.”

“But I wanna talk about how great I am,” Lord Damp Nut did not whinge, “and handsome, too.”

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. sos says:

    Let’s see if I can get this right, pitch perfect … BAWK BAWK BAWK

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:

    MSNBC sez just now that the Debate Commission has instituted mic muting for the 3rd debate!
    Your move, sissy boy.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. well, he can just shout over everyone on the stage again. That worked GREAT last time!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dennis Cole says:

    “…during the first debate, which was won by President tRump over Chris Wallace and Joe Biden…”
    Such a Manly-man! He took on 2 highly-skilled and accomplished veterans of the Champeenship Debating Forum, and with one hand tied behind his back, and one leg strapped to his chair, he bravely defeated them both.
    Further on, pg 2: “…other possible rule changes, such as granting an unnamed person the ability to shut off a candidate’s microphone. It is completely unacceptable for one person to wield such power….”
    Goes without sayin, I suppose, but there it is, in all its ugliness.

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  5. Trump team’s suggested topics:
    Hunter Biden’s laptop
    They Spied on My Campaign and Got Caught
    Why Masks are Stupid
    How to Wall
    Did We Talk About Hunter Biden’s Laptop Yet?
    Joe Biden’s Cognitive Decline

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  6. quakerinabasement says:

    If they mute his mic, he’ll just say even worse stuff than before so only Biden and the moderator can hear him.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Does it really matter what topics the moderator chooses to bring up? Trump, and even Biden to certain extent, will talk or rant about what he wants to rant about anyway. EVERYBODY knows that.

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  8. roket says:

    Here’s a thought. Lie to his fat ass and tell him the subject has been changed to Foreign Policy and when he shows up stick to the original plan. What’s he going to do? Walk of the debate stage?

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He simply can’t win on the issues. In 2016, he asked ‘what do you have to lose?’ In 2020, we got the answer

    Liked by 3 people

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