Dad Signs, Cont.

Posted on October 18, 2020 by

H/T @NamelessCynic on the Twitter

Well, I liked the old Oxford Comma debate more, but you’ve never met my family.

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11 Responses to Dad Signs, Cont.

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald says:
    October 18, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    As a zombie I wonder what you are even objecting to.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:
    October 18, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Grammar Cop here. Our motto is “To Correct and Serve.”
    Today’s lesson – Don’t use commas, that aren’t necessary, and the same goes for apostrophe’s.

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    • MDavis says:
      October 18, 2020 at 8:38 pm

      Oh, like that old panda joke?
      Panda walks into a restaurant, orders a plate of noodles and bamboo. Waiter brings him his food and he eats it. When done, he gets up, pulls his pistol out, shoots the waiter and strolls away. Another patron runs after the panda and asks him “What the heck, dude? Why did you do that?” The panda simply hands him a wildlife pamphlet which has an entry for:
      “Pandas, Diet: Eats, shoots, and leaves”

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  3. brucedesertrat says:
    October 18, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    I am most def Team Oxford Comma:

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  4. sos says:
    October 19, 2020 at 4:41 am

    I am forced to believe that ‘Grain’s family is delicious. Prove me wrong.

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    • tengrain says:
      October 19, 2020 at 7:35 am

      “Naw, we are the Charlie the Lonesome Tunas of the hoominkind,” ‘Grain says nervously.

      Seriously, I don’t even bite my nails.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Sirius Lunacy says:
        October 19, 2020 at 10:57 am

        I figure the ‘Grain family is prime for malting, brewing(,) and fermenting. Just have to track down the Hop Family to complete the deal.

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