Dad Signs, Cont.

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Well, I liked the old Oxford Comma debate more, but you’ve never met my family.

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11 Responses to Dad Signs, Cont.

  1. As a zombie I wonder what you are even objecting to.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Grammar Cop here. Our motto is “To Correct and Serve.”
    Today’s lesson – Don’t use commas, that aren’t necessary, and the same goes for apostrophe’s.

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    • MDavis says:

      Oh, like that old panda joke?
      Panda walks into a restaurant, orders a plate of noodles and bamboo. Waiter brings him his food and he eats it. When done, he gets up, pulls his pistol out, shoots the waiter and strolls away. Another patron runs after the panda and asks him “What the heck, dude? Why did you do that?” The panda simply hands him a wildlife pamphlet which has an entry for:
      “Pandas, Diet: Eats, shoots, and leaves”

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  3. I am most def Team Oxford Comma:

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  4. sos says:

    I am forced to believe that ‘Grain’s family is delicious. Prove me wrong.

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    • tengrain says:

      “Naw, we are the Charlie the Lonesome Tunas of the hoominkind,” ‘Grain says nervously.

      Seriously, I don’t even bite my nails.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • Sirius Lunacy says:

        I figure the ‘Grain family is prime for malting, brewing(,) and fermenting. Just have to track down the Hop Family to complete the deal.

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