The Miracle of the Trump Economy
Guys, try to think back to February, which was approximately 13 centuries ago, I know. The 4th Reich was a month into telling Wee the Peeple that the Trump-Virus was nothing to worry about whatsoever. The NYTimes tell us that in February Prznint Stupid talked to the board members of the Hoover Institution (the über right wing think tank at Stanford University — Hi Condi Rice!) to tip them off months before the Trump-Virus devastated the rest of us.
The ol’ tip-off gave the plutocrats enough time to not only sell-off the stuff that was going to sink like a rock, but to buy the stuff that was gonna soar. I bet they never ran out of TP, the bastards!
You don’t need IBM’s Watson to see that these dire numbers are the direct result of the Republicans in the Senate from blocking further aid once the CARES Act expired months ago, and you can create your own conspiracy theories as to why.
But never fear! Our Stable Jenius, sensing a moment where he could be cruel to us, and take a swipe at the most powerful Skirt in congress said the quiet part out loud: he did it for his stupid pride –
During an interview on Fox Business, Trump said he wanted to spend more than the $1.8 trillion his administration had offered, but that he couldn’t accept House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s proposal because she wants “goodies.”
“She wants to bail out badly run Democrat states and cities,” Trump said. “She wants money for things that you would never ― just, your pride couldn’t let it happen.”
So to sum it up: Przninit Stupid 1) lied to everyone except wealthy investors about the dangers of coronavirus while B) withholding life-saving information about the Trump-Virus from us, and iii) denied us a financial lifeline just to stick it to Nancy Pelosi.