News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News

Janet Porter (née Folger), the authoress of the so-called heartbeat bills (and frequent winner of the much-coveted MPS Golden Schlafly) was last seen in these parts being the campaign spokesperson for noted child predator Judge Roy Moore.

What’s she been up to lately, you ask?

There’s a part 2, but I’m too scarred from part 1 to watch.


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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    I’ve seen sixth graders put on better theatre than that. Yikes.

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    • Sixth graders are no generally so hogtied by their dogma as this.

      They enjoy the freedom of acting out on stage. She is like Rod Dreher, where everything you encounter is a mortal insult to your rigidly held beliefs and must be treated as an existential threat.

      God it must be exhausting carrying such grudges…truly akin to Prometheus….

      Sun Tzu had something to say regarding the willow and the oak IIRC…

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  2. sos says:

    Now it feels like I had a tooth extracted. Thanks Oba, errr, Tengrain!


  3. ming says:

    More like a shitcom than a sitcom.

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  4. Czippie L'Shimp says:

    Normally, I would rather chew broken glass than watch one of these right wing videos, but temptation got the better of me this time.

    I’m going to get a jar of broken glass for my desk. In case the temptation strikes again…


  5. GranDude says:

    A laugh track so we know when it’s supposed to be funny would help.


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