This (Might) Exist

(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Moments of fun for the entire family!

(“And I strongly suggest you expunge the phrase, Pence’s Fly, from your head.” — Mother Pence)

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9 Responses to This (Might) Exist

  1. Stony Pillow says:

    Nip it, nip it in the bud.

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  2. Sadly yes it existed. https://deathbytoys.storenvy.com/ But on the bright side the Genuine Thoughts and Prayers Collectible is still available!

    https://deathbytoys.storenvy.com/products/30938176-genuine-thoughts-and-prayers-collectible-toy

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    I went and checked out the website before submitting this, and it DOES exist, but I couldn’t find this exact one, amongst the hundreds of freaky things they DO have. And notice it says “non-posable,” so I suppose you’d have to hair-spray it in place…

    Now the “Clown Pubes” caught my interest for a bit, and there were a few others that were intriguing as well, but someone who’s clever with Photoshop has done his good deed for the day, I’d say.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Ooops! I meant to leave the link, and mention it’s NOT a “secure site,” so that you don’t need the googles to find it: http://www.deathbytoys.com/

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  5. sos says:

    Spin off toys include:
    Specks
    Nits
    Lice
    and now, larvae!

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  6. spotthedog says:

    “Pence-head not included”

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  7. donnah says:

    There’s an old saying that fits this perfectly:

    “no flies on someone”
    Fig. someone is not slow; someone is not wasting time. (On the image of flies not being able to land on someone moving fast.)

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