(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
Moments of fun for the entire family!
(“And I strongly suggest you expunge the phrase, Pence’s Fly, from your head.” — Mother Pence)
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(H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole)
Moments of fun for the entire family!
(“And I strongly suggest you expunge the phrase, Pence’s Fly, from your head.” — Mother Pence)
Nip it, nip it in the bud.
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Sadly yes it existed. https://deathbytoys.storenvy.com/ But on the bright side the Genuine Thoughts and Prayers Collectible is still available!
https://deathbytoys.storenvy.com/products/30938176-genuine-thoughts-and-prayers-collectible-toy
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I do wonder how many of these toys were created as sold out items in the first place.
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The fine print is that these are ‘limited run’ hand-made items. I’m guessing ‘limited’ is any number between one and however many of the originals he finds to cannibalize to make them 🙂
Kind of like Obvious Plant’s stuff.
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I went and checked out the website before submitting this, and it DOES exist, but I couldn’t find this exact one, amongst the hundreds of freaky things they DO have. And notice it says “non-posable,” so I suppose you’d have to hair-spray it in place…
Now the “Clown Pubes” caught my interest for a bit, and there were a few others that were intriguing as well, but someone who’s clever with Photoshop has done his good deed for the day, I’d say.
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Ooops! I meant to leave the link, and mention it’s NOT a “secure site,” so that you don’t need the googles to find it: http://www.deathbytoys.com/
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Spin off toys include:
Specks
Nits
Lice
and now, larvae!
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“Pence-head not included”
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There’s an old saying that fits this perfectly:
“no flies on someone”
Fig. someone is not slow; someone is not wasting time. (On the image of flies not being able to land on someone moving fast.)
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