News That Will Drive You To Drink

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One Flew Over Bachmann’s Nest

She’s baaa-ack! And nuttier than ever!

Our old pal One-L must be huffing whatever steroid that they’re giving Lord Damp Nut, she’s getting all the vibrations.

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22 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    I wrote this back in 2012 when ol’ One-L was running for the presidensity.

    Charlie Manson Eyes

    Her speech is Glenn Beck gold
    Her grimace sweet surprise
    Her heart is always cold
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
    She’ll turn her rhetoric on you
    You won’t have to think twice
    Cold as Minnesota snow
    She got Charlie Manson eyes

    And she’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    All the better just to sleaze you
    She’s precocious and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    She got John Boehner teary cries
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll take you to the cleaners
    It whets her appetite
    She’ll lay you on her slab
    She’ll take a dump on you
    Roll you like you were dice
    Until you come out blue
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll expose you, when she snows you
    Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
    She’s ferocious and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    Republicans think she’s a guy
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    And she’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    All the better just to sleaze you
    She’s precocious, and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    She got John Boehner teary cries
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    Just to sleaze ya
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
    She’ll expose you, when she snows you
    She knows ya
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    There’s also this: Back in 2012, when ol’ One-L was running in the Republican primary, she was fond of telling about a distraught woman who came to her after a rally with a sad story about a daughter who became “retarded” (her word) after receiving a vaccine. This was one of One-L’s favorite anecdotes, but nobody ever recorded what Ms Bachmann’s reply to that woman was…except me.

    Here it is:

    “Oh, Mom! will you forget about that already?”

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    E A – my hat’s off to you, sir. I am in awe.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. lofgren says:

    I mean if you consider a Trump rally a terrorist attack…

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Dennis Cole says:

    And they just nod and agree; “Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, I remember that.” As I recall a tan suit was used to camouflage one instance of Obama himself terrorizing at least the pundits on Faux Newz, but looking back through the archives, I can’t seem to find many other instances.

    Ya know, it’s all in the eye of the beholder. What terrifies me may not make you even blink, or think twice. But I’ve felt terrified pretty much on a daily basis ever since LDN was inaugurated, ( I refuse to say he was elected,) so he’s got Obama beat in that category. If a tRump sooper-spreader rally-event doesn’t count as domestic terrorism, then I better brush up on the latest definition(s). It looks like they’re having fun, but the damage is being done, nonetheless.

    And he’s planning on having one a day until the election, if not more.

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  6. roket says:

    She sure does bear false witness a lot for an alleged Xtian.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Why do you keep putting up posts to drive me to drink? It’s so cruel when my own mother won’t let me go to the pub!

    Like

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  9. E.A. Blair says:

    Every time I try to post my other thing, it never shows up.

    Like

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