21 Days Before Exciting Conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo. Whaddup?

Trump Train on Schedule!

Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo campaign has stopped all of his television and radio advertising in 3 (three!) states and reduced it in 4 (four!) others after the GOP’s usual rubes, er,  donors have fled for the hills,  leaving him unable to match a surge in spending by Handsome Joe Biden. The states that Prznint Stupid’s running away from are Ohio, Iowa and New Hampshire.

Armed, far-right groups who support Hair Füror say they’ll show up at polling places in battleground states, so he’s got that workin’ for him.

White House Doctor Fletcher Reede, er, Sean Conley says Hair Füror was no longer at risk of transmitting the Trump-Virus but explicitly did not say whether the so-called prznint had tested negative for it, either.

So Lord Damp Nut has declared hisself to be immune from his namesake virus and will return to the campaign trail, with a rally in Floriduh today. The Betting windows are open for crowd size, masks, distancing. Get your Quatloos outta yer pockets, Scissorheads!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us:

OUR OVER/UNDER is Republicans taking a net loss of seven seats. DAVE WASSERMAN of the Cook Political Report pegged the losses at between five and 15 seats.

Notably, his Republican enablers have started to try to distance themselves from his doom, telling voters to elect them as a check on a Biden administration. That, as the gamblers say, is a tell.

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4 Responses to 21 Days Before Exciting Conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo. Whaddup?

  1. That, as the gamblers say, is a tell.

    Uhh, not really…that’s more like clumsily dropping your hand face-up on the table as you try to bluff…

    BURN THE LIFEBOATS

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  2. roket says:

    Florida Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV is proud to wear LDN’s red badge of courage death. If they’ve given up on OH then they’ll be concentrating on FL.

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  3. Diane says:

    Exactly what do these terrorists think they’ll do if they show up where people are in line to vote? Are they going to stick their guns in our faces and force us to tell who we’re going to vote for? Are they going to kidnap us and drop us off at the polls at 9pm? Are they going to watch while we cast our votes? Are they going to break our fingers? Are they going to kill us? I’ve had enough of their threats.
    If Biden wins, I hope he unleashes hell on these bastards.

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  4. Karla says:

    Right up the road from me. Oh goody!

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