Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

Got it: white is patriotic.

Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told CBS News in a phone interview, “We hope he will win the election and wind up U.S. military presence in Afghanistan.” The militant group expressed some concern about Mr. Trump’s bout with the coronavirus. “When we heard about Trump being COVID-19 positive, we got worried for his health, but seems he is getting better,” another Taliban senior leader told CBS News.

It takes a terrorist to know another one, I guess?

 

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2 Responses to Russian Usurper Earns Major Endorsement: The Taliban!

  1. Karla says:

    I can’t help but feel that’s a parody. But then we’ve lived in a parody for the last 4+ years, so it tracks.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    They recognize weakness, and weak individuals. They’re probably uncertain as to what to do about his vacillating, but as long as his main message is to withdraw from Afghanistan, (in order to keep his troops from being too weak from all that fighting they’re doing in one place, so he can unleash them on a different foe,) then they’re all for it.

    And being the brilliant strategist and military tactician that he is, (“I know more than all my generals put together,”) I’m sure he has a solid plan for going against 10,000 to 1 odds, and he’s all set to invade China, to enact some payback for them unleashing that nasty Virus on us, while standing against a Russian takeover of the Ukraine, or Georgia, or any incursion against the rest of the Baltic states.
    Coz now would be the perfect time…
    (Russia, are you listening?)

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