Prznint Stupid Will Find Those Strawberries

Stable Jenius Prznint Stupid
(Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

Mike Pompeo, our end-times enthusiast Secretary of State, seeing his 2024 Goat Rodeo aspirations evaporate, has promised to release 2016 Goat Rodeo losing candidate Hillary Clinton’s emails (some of? All of? which ones?) before our long, national nightmare ends this November. You may ask yourself why, and the answer is that his clinically insane, drug-fueled boss, Prznint Stupid doesn’t seem to know what year it is, or who he is running against.

Also, Prznint Stupid is screaming into the void (well, Fox News and that’s close!) that his Roy Cohn, er, strategic hire, AG Bill ‘low’ Barr has failed him,  saying that Bill Barr will go down in history “as a very sad, sad situation” if he doesn’t prosecute the president’s enemies for crimes yet to be determined (and that failure may have something to do with the fact that Hillary has already been cleared). Id run-amok Prznint Stupid seems to think that the nation is as interested in his revenge as he is.

In not entirely unrelated news, Nancy Smash is keeping our failed political press’ attention on the mango-hued shitgibbon’s perilous mental health condition by announcing legislation that would commission a panel to evaluate any president’s fitness for office, and who, you know, would determine if the 25th Amendment needs to be invoked. Thinking ahead, our Nancy is. “He will face the judgment on the voters, but he shows the need for us to create a process for future presidents,” she said, without guile.

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12 Responses to Prznint Stupid Will Find Those Strawberries

  1. donnah says:

    Trump’s got nuthin’ to go after Biden. Trump is slipping in the polls and he’s losing members of his own party, albeit cautiously. So he’s pulling out his old playbook and flipping back to page one: Her Emails.

    It’s absurd and useless. For one thing, Hillary ain’t running. For another thing, she underwent hundreds of hours of testimony and came up clear. This pathetic ploy by Trump is as weak and ridiculous as any propaganda they’ve ever pushed. And only his blind cult followers will go for it.

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Four years later – back to “HER EMAILS!”, yeah I’m lovin’ this, go for it dude! Reckon it will be the central theme of today’s balcony soliloquy? Sure hope so.

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  3. tengrain says:

    Last night on The Professional Left (“with Driftglass and Bluegal”), they speculated that the Q-spiracy theorists thought that The Storm was breaking (you know, the mass arrests and executions of Democrats for pedophilia and cannibalism they’ve been waiting for), and apparently Lord Damp Nut heard it and believed it, too, and that’s why he’s been so sad that Bill Barr ain’t smitten his enemies.

    “Where are the arrests?” — it’s a pretty big give-away that he’s listening to the conspiracy theorists.



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    • spotthedog says:

      “Where are the arrests?”; hoping for some in about late January, February.

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      • MDavis says:

        If that’s the case, I hope there is someone hovering nearby to keep him somewhat contained in his inevitable tantrums. Thinking the only thing that would do that is letting him believe he won until it’s time to take out the trash.

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  4. MDavis says:

    I’ve been with [LDN] for four years, I’ve never seen him put any kind of asset, any of our officers in harm’s way

    Is it too late to invest in popcorn futures?

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  5. vincelamb says:

    “Id run-amok Prznint Stupid” — I’m sure we’ve all heard of his alter ego John Barron. Why have an alter ego when he’s unaltered id?

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  6. Id run-amok Prznint Stupid seems to think that the nation is as interested in his revenge as he is.

    Well, we are interested in revenge….just not his.

    And our instruments of revenge came in the mailbox yesterday…

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  7. angryspitle says:

    Do these Gawddamned morons realize that Hillary isn’t running?


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