Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

Mike and Mother Pence Cosplay the Cowboy and the Lady Bug — HAWT!

VP Mike Pence, wife Karen request mail-in absentee ballots

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) – Vice President Mike Pence and second lady Karen Pence have requested mail-in absentee ballots from the Marion County Clerk’s Office.

After months of promoting in-person voting and how voting absentee is un-American and probably VOTER FRAUD!!1! What gives?

This comes after the vice president and his wife postponed a scheduled trip to Indianapolis in order to vote early on Friday…

The news of the postponed trip first came through a release emailed from the White House that showed Pence’s previous plans to visit Indiana and added a message in red: “The Vice President’s trip has been postponed. The Vice President looks forward to rescheduling this trip in the near future.” No date was given.

Oh, dear. I hope Kamala Harris is being tested regularly.

 

 

 

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9 Responses to Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted

  1. Oh I’m certain as day is not night that Kamala is tested daily…by The Eternal Smugness of the Mediocre White Male Mind…and has been her entire life…

    Oh you mean for the ‘Rona? Yeah that on the regular, too.

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  2. Dimitrios says:

    Oh, my God, the Peckerhead Cowpoke is simply priceless. Usually, Pence gets by as being a form of statuary, but with this, he reminds everybody that there hasn’t been an uglier vice president* since LBJ.

    Dan Quayle was stupider, not uglier.

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Crotchless chaps and spurs,,, merciful heavens that cowpoke is ready for a roundup!

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  4. buckobear says:

    Bet he uses his pet fly for a witness.

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  5. purplehead says:

    I want this on a face mask.

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Hey was it just a coincidence that Karen Pence disappeared right before that fly landed on Mikey’s head?

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  7. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    Are they still listing the IN governor’s mansion as their home address? See? They told you there is VOTER FRAUD!!!11!

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