BREAKING: Prznint Stupid Snubbed By Nobel Prize, Again

Stable Jenius

It went to the WORLD FOOD PROGRAMME “for its efforts to combat hunger, for its contribution to bettering conditions for peace in conflict-affected areas and for acting as a driving force in efforts to prevent the use of hunger as a weapon of war and conflict.”

Why does the Nobel Prize hate our Stable Jenius?

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8 Responses to BREAKING: Prznint Stupid Snubbed By Nobel Prize, Again

  1. Because they’re too stoopid to even spell their name right. It’s “The Noble Prize” libtard! And this is sick. Dear Leader could have solved all the problems with a table full of cold hamberders and french fries.

    At least they didn’t give them out to the FAKENOOZ journalists this time!

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    • spotthedog says:

      And after he took the trouble to fly all the way to the hospital across town to whip up a Chinese virus cure cause Fauci wouldn’t do it! Barr, arrest the Nobles!

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    All you have to do is look where it comes from – that nasty old, ultra-socialist country where they have nothing better to do than rake the forests all day. Or is that Finland? Can’t be Iceland, coz all they grow is ice.
    But I say any Preznit who can bypass Congress to sell $13 billion worth of top-secret high-tech nuclear arms to the Saudis while simultaneously getting Israel to sit down and contemplate a Peace Treaty, (I sure would if my sworn enemy suddenly got hold of some spiffy new nukes,) surely deserves SOME kind of Noble Prize, so I went out and bought several cases of Cracker Jacks.

    Sigh. All I’ve gotten so far is 5 extra lbs on the scale, and a slew of new cavities, yet I’ll keep munching, as it’s the least I can do before he goes away. They DO let you keep some tiny tchotchkes in prison, to help decorate your cell, and make it a bit cheerier, don’t they?

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I can’t believe he didn’t win the peace prize. With hundreds of thousands of people now resting in peace that would not have been if it weren’t for Trump I would have thought he’d be a shoe in.

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  4. Dimitrios says:

    Naturally, Lord Damp Nut was bound to lose. The silly bugger keeps entering the wrong bloody contest. If instead of entering the Noble Peace Prize, he would for once enter the Noble Terrorist Prize, he would do so much better.

    Of course, then he’d be competing against Papa Putin and Little Un. that cross-dresser in the dessert with a long shopping list for weapons, and one can’t forget that Mad Duo fellow from Venus, down in Deep Southern Mexico.

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  5. roket says:

    How can that be? He was nominated by a member of the Swedish Parliament, a member of the Norwegian Parliament and four Australian law professors. Don’t these people have weight?

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  6. vonBeavis says:

    “Why does the Nobel Prize hate our Stable Jenius?

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