Karnak The Great, er, White House physician Dr. Sean Conley’s official statement on Prznint Stupid’s condition began thusly:
“The president this morning says, ‘I feel great!’”
As all things Prznint Stupid-related, it gets stupider:
“Of note today, the President’s labs demonstrated detectable levels of SARS-CoV-2 IgG antibodies from labs drawn Monday, October 5th.”
Regeneron, the maker of the experimental antibody cocktail Lord Damp Nut swilled on Friday, pointed out that those detected antibodies are probably from [Checks notes] the experimental antibody cocktail that Lord Damp Nut received on Friday, and not an immune system response.
White House spokesperson Brian Morgenstern refused to say when Trump last tested negative:
“We’re not asking to go back through a bunch of records and look backwards.”
I agree Morg, I have something I very much am looking forward to, IYKWIMAITYD.
But not this:
“I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it. This was a blessing in disguise. I caught it. I heard about this [Regeneron] drug. I said, ‘Let me take it.’ It was my suggestion. I said, ‘Let me take it,’ and it was incredible the way it worked. Incredible. I think if I didn’t catch it, we’d be looking at that like a number of other drugs, but it really did a fantastic job.”
I can only assume the new Benjamin Moore Autumn Collection is released, and LDN’s paint chip is close to the sample.