News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Public Advocate president Eugene Delgaudio, announced a social media campaign about to hit the 100,000 support mark for Tucker Carlson, the Fox TV host, to be the host of the next Presidential Debate.” — Public Advocate USA

But we dodged that bullet when our insane prznint Lord Damp Nut refused to do the next “debate” because it was going to be virtual because someone was a very bad boy… and meanwhile, Handsome Joe Biden is going to do a townhall instead:

You don’t have to be a poli-sci major to see that Prznint Stupid has thrown in the towel on the last, large-scale political events that can turn the Titanic away from the iceberg.

Let the rat-eff’ing begin!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Weren’t there going to be three debates? And for someone who does a lot of call-ins to Fux & Fiends, and who luvs to manipulate millions via social media, it makes him look like a “super-scooper” at the chicken manure pile.

    Bwak, bwak!

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    And I just want to add a fine bon mot:
    Black Flies Matter

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  3. MDavis says:

    Let the rat-eff’ing begin!

    OMG! You mean it hasn’t begun? Holy Crap!

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    Relationship? Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos.


  5. Redhand says:

    He’s out of money and is going to play the “rigged election, steal it” and or civil insurrection card. I want the fucker to face a world-of-shit set of criminal charges. As president, he’s torching the very fabric of our governmental system. That should be a crime in and of itself.

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  6. Dimitrios says:

    Fu–Tucker Carlson moderating with Trump as one of the debaters! We really dodged a bullet there. We would have had to send in a SEAL team to pull Joe Biden out before the room reached peak stupid.

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