Against all odds –and probably better judgement– tonight brings us the 2020 Goat Rodeo Vice Presidential Debate. Sen. Kamala Harris and walking termite buffet VP Mike Pence will be taking the stage this tonight at 9 p.m. ET/6 p.m. PT.
And the eff’ery is already moving in full-bore! (see what I did there?)
Mike Pence and Kamala Harris will stand 12 feet, 3 inches apart, and yesterday they were arguing about plexiglass partitions. Harris, being sane, is for it. Pence being a toady who is playing to an audience of one, was opposed. So at some point, Harris was going to get her plexi and Pence was going to get his, um, no-plexi, toxic masculinity wins another round!
Anyway, someone whispered something in his head and once the echoes subsided, Pence announced he would have plexi too/also.
I’ve read in the press that Harris has been practicing and that Mayor Pete was standing in for Pence (draw your own conclusions, but we’re giving a +1 psychological warfare bonus to Harris for that and Mikey probably got another shock from the ol’ cilize controlled by Mother).
Pence, not to be outdone, was practicing with
Ursula, er, former FL AG Pam Bondi. We don’t know why.
Tonight’s moderator is USA Today‘s Washington Bureau chief Susan Page, of whom I know nothing. But as USA Today is known more for their often funny graphs than news, I have no idea what to expect from her, but I expect the usual treachery from the Media who really want a horse race.