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I think today we need this earth-shaking news:
COCKER SPANIEL Mortified dog walker forced to chase pet for 15 minutes after he found SEX TOY on morning stroll in park
There will always be a Britain. Always.
And yes, there is a picture, but if you think this family-friendly blog is gonna put a picture of a dog with a sex toy in it’s mouth on it, well, you’ve come to the right place:
I hope he buries it with all the other bones.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)
Mock Paper Scissors 
No Rusty, I’m not playing tug-of-war with you!
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Even though I know that’s made of silicone, that picture still hurts!
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It appears that happenstance has made Charlie is a new kind of Labraddor Retriever.
Charle is the first Labrador Cock Retriever.*
Although still only in facsimilie.
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I had a dog that was an amazing thief. He would take your hat, gloves, whatever he could get, right off your body. Strangers – no problem. He would have something of theirs before they knew what happened. Turk was also a notorious home invader. Leave your door cracked and he would go into acquisition mode. I know which of my neighbors leave their socks and underwear on the floor. He even brought me some folded money once, which I returned. The underwear and socks, not so much. Glad he never brought me a sex toy.
This guy
https://roosterville.wordpress.com/2018/06/22/turk/
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The husband of a couple I knew was a bit of a slob, just leaving his clothes on the floor. That changed after they had company and their dog came prancing out with his used underwear.
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