News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I think today we need this earth-shaking news:

COCKER SPANIEL

Mortified dog walker forced to chase pet for 15 minutes after he found SEX TOY on morning stroll in park

There will always be a Britain. Always.

And yes, there is a picture, but if you think this family-friendly blog is gonna put a picture of a dog with a sex toy in it’s mouth on it, well, you’ve come to the right place:

I hope he buries it with all the other bones.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. spotthedog says:

    No Rusty, I’m not playing tug-of-war with you!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Even though I know that’s made of silicone, that picture still hurts!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Dimitrios says:

    It appears that happenstance has made Charlie is a new kind of Labraddor Retriever.

    Charle is the first Labrador Cock Retriever.*

    Although still only in facsimilie.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. ming says:

    I had a dog that was an amazing thief. He would take your hat, gloves, whatever he could get, right off your body. Strangers – no problem. He would have something of theirs before they knew what happened. Turk was also a notorious home invader. Leave your door cracked and he would go into acquisition mode. I know which of my neighbors leave their socks and underwear on the floor. He even brought me some folded money once, which I returned. The underwear and socks, not so much. Glad he never brought me a sex toy.

    This guy

    https://roosterville.wordpress.com/2018/06/22/turk/

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Bruce388 says:

    The husband of a couple I knew was a bit of a slob, just leaving his clothes on the floor. That changed after they had company and their dog came prancing out with his used underwear.

    Liked by 2 people

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