News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophet Kat Kerr is having another low oxygen flow day:

Special Ops Angels wearing red, white, and blue robes?

 

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16 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    I hope she gets to meet all those angels she speaks of.

    But, sadly, Johnny Nash has died. 😦
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/johnny-nash-dead-80-i-can-see-clearly-now_n_5f7cfc24c5b6e5aba0d1a978

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Out of all the features of biblical mythology, I find angels the most annoying.

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  3. [Scene opens on a flophouse bed somewhere. An angel is laying on the bed wearing fatigue pants and a tank top]

    [SFX Huey Helcopter] *THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK’

    Saigon Scranton…shit, I’m still only in Scranton…”

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  4. Dimitrios says:

    Either she erroneously thinks she can improve upon God’s work, or else God was very pissed at her when He gave her that hair.

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  5. Ten Bears says:

    No doubt mounted upon flying rainbow unicorns.

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  6. Green Eagle says:

    This is a truly ugly woman. Ugliness comes from inside, in this case.

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  7. HarpoSnarx says:

    TRUMP!, his rat bastards and the Jeebus frauds deserve a flyby from those cranky Avenging Angels who swooped out of the Lost Ark to dispatch the Nazis in the penultimate close of “Raiders of the . . .”

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  8. Infidel753 says:

    Since God isn’t American, isn’t sending these angels to help Trump just another example of a foreign dictator interfering in a US election?

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  9. StringOnAStick says:

    I have a half sister who is stupid enough (managed only 1 semester of high school before dropping out because:pregnant) and evangelical enough to completely believe what this whacked woman with the whacked hair is saying. I make it a point to never, ever interact with this half sister, though because my husband is Jewish, she does the same with us. Win, win!

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  10. Buttermilk Sky says:

    It’s the least god can do after trump “literally saved Christianity.” According to Eric.

    https://juanitajean.com/holy-crap-4/

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  11. roket says:

    Umm, Harlot.

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