Weather Warrior and self-proclaimed prophet Kat Kerr is having another low oxygen flow day:
Special Ops Angels wearing red, white, and blue robes?
I hope she gets to meet all those angels she speaks of.
But, sadly, Johnny Nash has died. 😦
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Well, carve another notch on the “Fuck You 2020” wall… 😦
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I haven’t seen Helen mentioned yet.
Helen Reddy! Heavens.
She was quoted in the first article I read saying she pretty much gave up the stage when she learned that she was in textbooks as an example of feminist action.
It kind of figures that she went virtually unnoticed compared to famous and apparently nice Eddie Van Halen.
Out of all the features of biblical mythology, I find angels the most annoying.
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Angels are like the in-laws who don’t drink at the wedding.
[Scene opens on a flophouse bed somewhere. An angel is laying on the bed wearing fatigue pants and a tank top]
[SFX Huey Helcopter] *THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK THWOCK’
“Saigon Scranton…shit, I’m still only in Scranton…”
Either she erroneously thinks she can improve upon God’s work, or else God was very pissed at her when He gave her that hair.
No doubt mounted upon flying rainbow unicorns.
This is a truly ugly woman. Ugliness comes from inside, in this case.
TRUMP!, his rat bastards and the Jeebus frauds deserve a flyby from those cranky Avenging Angels who swooped out of the Lost Ark to dispatch the Nazis in the penultimate close of “Raiders of the . . .”
Since God isn’t American, isn’t sending these angels to help Trump just another example of a foreign dictator interfering in a US election?
I have a half sister who is stupid enough (managed only 1 semester of high school before dropping out because:pregnant) and evangelical enough to completely believe what this whacked woman with the whacked hair is saying. I make it a point to never, ever interact with this half sister, though because my husband is Jewish, she does the same with us. Win, win!
It’s the least god can do after trump “literally saved Christianity.” According to Eric.
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