And Now, A Word From Our Stable Genius: ‘Learn To Live With It’

Stable Jenius

This is not much difference from yesterday’s announcement that the Trump-Virus has made him feel 20 years younger and “Strong. Like bear.” –

 “Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!”

All that was missing was the enthusiastic disclaimer, “Talk to your doctor, maybe the Trump-Virus is right for you!”

Big words from a small man who is still-sick, a moron receiving the kind of care that most Americans cannot access nor afford, for an illness that’s caused immeasurable suffering and mourning for millions of families.

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17 Responses to And Now, A Word From Our Stable Genius: ‘Learn To Live With It’

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    He’s in for a world of hurt once those steroids wear off and the full effects come crashing back down on him. I’m expecting he’ll be back at WR by the end of the week, if not sooner. #EmperorCovidicus

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    • RobGinChicago says:

      Absolutely! Those are the steroids talking, President* Cheezy Wheezy. Like you, they shouldn’t be listened to or believed.

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  2. purplehead says:

    He’ll croak by Nov. 3. Or at least be on the eve of croaking, on a ventilator. That should be fun for him. Then real shit happens.

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  3. Yes, we’ve “learned to live with it” if by “learned to live with it” you mean a decades-long experience in “applying actual scientific principles and international cooperation to imvestigating the likely strain of flu and rapidly producing large quantities of vaccination doses, which are widely distributed to the population” and “effective monitoring of cases and outcomes to ensure that approriate measures are taken to control the spread”.

    But you mean “Ah well let it rip and let ’em die so we develop herd mentality” which is not nearly as effective.

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  5. MDavis says:

    Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu.

    Surely he knows that those flu deaths are due to other things*, like asthma and heart conditions. C’mon, look at all the data!
    * GOP consistency renders this comment invalid.

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  6. RWW says:

    OK, so if a vaccine/cure is announced for this nothingburger virus right before the election, it won’t be a Miracle for the Ages brought to us by the Greatest President Ever? Ben Shapiro is already predicting Trump will develop the serum from his very own antibodies and win a 50-state Electoral College sweep. Who knew Dump has the time between tweets and drive-bys to toil away with test tubes in a super secret lab hidden in the East Wing?

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  7. mr perfect says:

    I doubt he will come off the dexamethasone he’s currently using because it gives him his artificial stamina which he wouldn’t get elsewhere. The doctors administering his medications appear to be gutless and akin to Elvis and Michael Jackson’s doctors.

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  8. roket says:

    We’re in dire need of a new group called Mother’s Against Trump Virus or something.

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