Report: Junior Mints Wants An Intervention, Too Scared To Do It Himself

Junior Mints

Junior Mints is concerned that Daddy Dumbest is acting, well, nuts.

Vanity Fair:

“Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy,” one of the sources told me. The stunt [the joy ride] outraged medical experts, including an attending physician at Walter Reed.

Vanky, Fratsputin, and Twizzler however…

According to sources, Don Jr. has told friends that he tried lobbying Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, and Jared Kushner to convince the president that he needs to stop acting unstable. “Don Jr. has said he wants to stage an intervention, but Jared and Ivanka keep telling Trump how great he’s doing,” a source said. Don Jr. is said to be reluctant to confront his father alone. “Don said, ‘I’m not going to be the only one to tell him he’s acting crazy,’” the source added.

So which one of you mugs had Junior Mints in the role of Cordelia in the 2020 Possum Hollar Players’ production of King Lear on your 2020 Bingo Card?

We continue…

One area where the family seems united is over the president’s manic tweeting early Monday morning. After Trump sent out more than a dozen all-caps tweets, the Trump children told people they want Trump to stop. “They’re all worried. They’ve tried to get him to stop tweeting,” a source close to the family told me.

Vanity Fair continues:

Trump has been prescribed drugs that medical experts say can seriously impair his cognitive function. Last night the New York Times reported that steroids, which Trump is reportedly taking, specifically dexamethasone, are known to “affect mood, causing euphoria or a general happiness.”

Great, our Stable Jenius is on a bender, and it seems no one at Walter Reed can stop him from taking joy rides, wandering the halls, tweeting, and endangering others and himself.

 

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18 Responses to Report: Junior Mints Wants An Intervention, Too Scared To Do It Himself

  1. Steve-O says:

    Eggplant, Polyester Blends. Vote!

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  2. YellowDog says:

    “Don Jr. thinks Trump is acting crazy.”
    1. How could he tell?
    B. That is the opinion of a coked-up idiot.
    III. Pot-kettle.

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  3. sos says:

    Neck and neck: the least sub-optimal Trump spawn. And Jr Mints ahead by a “nose”. Man. I DID. Not. see that coming. Of course it could be as simple as: “Takes one to know one”.

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  4. Thoughts and prayers…bless their hearts…the lot of them.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    Shouldn’t the 25th Amendment have come into play the moment he was diagnosed positive? Certainly, now that he is on mood-altering medication they need to “86” him.
    Nuke codes and a certified crazy man, wow, where could that get us?
    Also, does the guy with the “football” have at least a mask, if not a full PPE suit, as he sits in Donny’s viral room of horrors?
    w3ski

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Whoa, wait till Papa says “I didn’t really know him”!

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  7. “Don Jr. has said he wants to stage an intervention, but Jared and Ivanka keep telling Trump how great he’s doing,”

    Worst…GoT…plot….arc….ever

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  8. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Trump has been prescribed drugs that medical experts say can seriously impair his cognitive function.

    My only question is what, exactly, has been impairing his cognitive function prior to that?

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  9. Green Eagle says:

    From WebMD:

    “Dexamethasone side effects-Neurological/Psychiatric

    Convulsions, depression, emotional instability, euphoria, headache, increased intracranial pressure with papilledema (pseudotumor cerebri) usually following discontinuation of treatment, insomnia, mood swings, neuritis, neuropathy, paresthesia, personality changes, psychic disorders, vertigo.”

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    • sos says:

      Undeniable desire to stick one’s head up one’s own ass.

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        So! The Rectal Craniotomy WAS a success! Sadly, LDN missed those environs, having been firmly ensconced therein for such a long time, and then they pumped him full of steroids, which made him all jumpy, and so he immediately relocated, and resumed residing in the dark.

        Such is often the case with that procedure; I’ve seen it repeated a good dozen times on the same person, who had a serious relapse problem, until the Drs finally gave up, and decided he was doing just fine in that condition, and the public had few if any complaints about it.

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  10. purplehead says:

    …it seems no one at Walter Reed can stop him from taking joy rides, wandering the halls, tweeting, and endangering others and himself.

    Nothing a .30-06 hunting rifle with a 4-round removable rotary magazine, loaded with animal tranquilizer can’t take down; and a big net for restraint. That’s what they need to do. Call in NutJob Ted Nugent. I’m sure he’d be willing to be a True Patriot. Especially if a gun is involved.

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