(UPDATED) Guess Who Is Quarantining Now!

What? Me worry?
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Strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr has decided to self-quarantine:

(CNN)Attorney General William Barr will self-quarantine “for now” but is expected to return to work this week, according to a Justice Department spokesperson…

Even so, his anticipated return to work would still disregard recommendations by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Barr has received four negative Covid-19 test results since Friday morning, including Sunday, Department of Justice spokesperson Kerri Kupec said Sunday.

So the Trump-Virus’s best pal, Prznint Stupid’s super-spreader event to introduce the Justice from Gilead now has put 3 senators, 2 advisors, and a partridge in a pear tree, er, the Attorney General in jeopardy.

Meanwhile

“The White House has given New Jersey health officials a list of at least 206 people who may have been exposed to the coronavirus at a fundraiser event attended by President Trump in Bedminster last week.”

Honest-to-Dawg, what a shitshow. All this and 210,000 dead for the ego of Pol POTUS.

UPDATE 1: Raggedy Anthrax done got the Trump-Virus! (H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany announced she has tested positive for Covid-19.

UPDATE 2: Raggedy Anthrax’s assistant:

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4 Responses to (UPDATED) Guess Who Is Quarantining Now!

  1. roket says:

    I anxiously await the big BUTS from the evangelicals. How is it that a messenger from their gawd can be stricken down by a satanic hoax? I have faith that they will be able to come up with something. A freshly interpreted out of context verse perhaps.

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  2. Stony Pillow says:

    The Republican response to Covid is really identical to the lead up to the Second Gulf War. Again, they’re firmly convinced their dogma is far more important than any facts.

    America would be far better off if the entire Cult just drank the Kool-Aid, already. They learn nothing.

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  3. MDavis says:

    ” Sources tell us test came back positive over the weekend.”

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