(UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

Hat tip: Scissorhead Dennis Cole

On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he can fly, he can fly, he can fly! 🎵 ) to Walter Reed hospital after testing positive for the Trump-Virus.

The Trump-Virus has also infected a number of people with whom Typhoid Donald and others in the administration have come in contact over the last several days, including the following REPUBLICANS:

  • Mel
  • Hope Hicks
  • Ronna Romney McDaniels (RNC Chairwoman)
  • Sen. Mike Lee (Senate Judiciary Committee)
  • Sen. Tom Tillis (Senate Judiciary Committee)
  • Sen. RoJo
  • Fr. John Jenkins (The president of Notre Dame)
  • Bill Stepian (Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign Chairman, Not-Brad Parscale Division)
  • Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne Conway
  • Nick Luna, Prznint Stupid’s bodyman, who is married Cassidy Dumbauld, who is an aide to Jared Kushner. Watch This Space, as they say.

This evidence suggests that it was last Saturday’s meet-n-greet for would-be Justice Coathanger that was the super-spreader event:

Photo: Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post via Getty Images via Axios

Which also means everyone who was there and whoever they came in contact with needs to quarantine immediately. Coathanger herself reportedly already had coronavirus over the summer, and tested negative Friday, and you know what? That means she has a pre-existing condition for any future medical needs. Weird how that works, innit, as she is scheduled to take away healthcare from Americans?

One might think at this point mandating masks in the White House would be kind of a no-brainer, if not an extreme case of the horse’s ass having already left the barn, er, Oval Office, but apparently the 4th Reich is planning to just let herd mentality take its course.

Not so the White House National Security Council, which ordered all staff to begin wearing masks in White House common areas and to “avoid unnecessary visits” to the West Wing, Reuters reports.

Jonathan Swan reported that some White House officials have complained privately about the reckless attitude internally toward social distancing and mask wearing.

But what of Lord Damp Nut? What’s his prognosis? Fortunately for him, Fox News Channel medical advisor is on the scene:

That’s some mighty fine diagnosis right there.

UPDATE 2: Cleveland, OH, has reported 11 coronavirus cases stemming from the presidential debate.

UPDATE 3: About the fundraiser at LDN’s golf club (after he knew his status, allegedly)

UPDATE 4:

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13 Responses to (UPDATED) The Completely Predictable Has Happened!

  1. vincelamb says:

    “the horse’s ass having already left the barn, er, Oval Office” — John Mulvaney called Trump in the White House “a horse loose in the hospital.” Now the horse is in the hospital, but I don’t know if that’s funny.

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  2. skinnydennis says:

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Looks like you can add Krisp Krispy to the list.

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  4. MDavis says:

    Saw a report that three WH reporters (so far) have tested positive.
    Now will they rethink the policy of treating every crazy thing he says as news?

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  5. ming says:

    Karma is doing stellar work this week. I love the analogy that watching the spread of Covid-19 through this group of idiots is like an advent calendar. Truly natural selection in progress.

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  6. Perturbation says:

    That photo of Justice Coathanger’s meet-n-greet looks like something from a Where’s Waldo book, only it’s Where’s COVID?

    There’s Mike Lee grinning like the village idiot in the second row visible, right across the aisle from Bullshit Barbie. Everyone so happy to be there sucking down that rarefied coronavirus. “We’re here. They’re not.”

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    • sos says:

      I wonder if the R’s have the wherewithal to compare the infection rates of the (few) mask-wearers with the (many) mask-less? And that doorknob with the mask under his nose (dumbass).

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    When you belong to an exclusive club, there are certain exclusive benefits you’re entitled to.
    Observe, learn, and discern. For instance, I am SO glad I’m not a member, and that I live 3,000 mi away from the cray.

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  8. Weird Dave says:

    That was such a great jam of everything that is so frickin’ wrong with this administration’s response to this crises it reminded me of The Grateful Dead on a good night.

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