On Friday afternoon, Prznint Stupid’s methodology for the pandemic (mask-wearing is for LOSERS, social distancing is for LOSERS, and taking the advice of experts is for LOSERS), reached its predictable conclusion when El Dumbo del Norte was airlifted (🎶 he can fly, he can fly, he can fly! 🎵 ) to Walter Reed hospital after testing positive for the Trump-Virus.
The Trump-Virus has also infected a number of people with whom Typhoid Donald and others in the administration have come in contact over the last several days, including the following REPUBLICANS:
- Hope Hicks
- Ronna Romney McDaniels (RNC Chairwoman)
- Sen. Mike Lee (Senate Judiciary Committee)
- Sen. Tom Tillis (Senate Judiciary Committee)
- Sen. RoJo
- Fr. John Jenkins (The president of Notre Dame)
- Bill Stepian (Lord Damp Nut’s 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign Chairman, Not-Brad Parscale Division)
- Bullshit Barbie, er, Kellyanne Conway
- Nick Luna, Prznint Stupid’s bodyman, who is married Cassidy Dumbauld, who is an aide to Jared Kushner. Watch This Space, as they say.
This evidence suggests that it was last Saturday’s meet-n-greet for would-be Justice Coathanger that was the super-spreader event:
Which also means everyone who was there and whoever they came in contact with needs to quarantine immediately. Coathanger herself reportedly already had coronavirus over the summer, and tested negative Friday, and you know what? That means she has a pre-existing condition for any future medical needs. Weird how that works, innit, as she is scheduled to take away healthcare from Americans?
One might think at this point mandating masks in the White House would be kind of a no-brainer, if not an extreme case of the horse’s ass having already left the barn, er, Oval Office, but apparently the 4th Reich is planning to just let herd mentality take its course.
Not so the White House National Security Council, which ordered all staff to begin wearing masks in White House common areas and to “avoid unnecessary visits” to the West Wing, Reuters reports.
Jonathan Swan reported that some White House officials have complained privately about the reckless attitude internally toward social distancing and mask wearing.
But what of Lord Damp Nut? What’s his prognosis? Fortunately for him, Fox News Channel medical advisor is on the scene:
That’s some mighty fine diagnosis right there.