Gov. Sammiches In The Hospital

Chris Christie tries charm offensive.

Insert your own snark about airlifting.

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25 Responses to Gov. Sammiches In The Hospital

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    There’s a sign at an off-ramp from a hiway that I use occasionally that goes like this:

    <-Hospital Food


    He’ll be fine, we all will, it’s hardly worse than the worst flu, it’s not worth shuttin the country down, a coupla weeks they’ll bounce right up outta bed, and back to work they’ll go. As if they even slowed down, during all the hub-bub!

    Why, I saw Hair Füror with my own two eyes, on a mocked-up set, supposedly broadcast from Walter White, er, Reed Hospital, just today, and he looked fine. We’ll all get through this To.Get.Her

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    • Redhand says:

      Walter White er, Reed Hospital

      That is inspired doggerel, Mr. Cole. I’m impressed.

      Gov. Krispy Kreme could be well and truly in heap big trouble. Not only is he obese, but he also suffers from asthma. Already hospitalized.

      What a death cult Trump cultivated! Then again, you can expect real growth when you plant seeds on manure.

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      • MDavis says:

        Funny thing about planting seeds on manure. Manure is high in nitrogen to a degree depending on the manure’s source. Anyway, the amount of nutrients in uncured manure gets the seeds to shoot up and grow like crazy, all dark green and everything – until they keep over and die because the manure basically burns their roots. Too much nitrogen.
        Nitrogen is, I believe, an ingredient in Weed’N’Feed for lawns, since thinner leaf-ed grasses absorb some nitrogen but the broader leaved unloved flowers absorb enough, due to having more surface area to absorb with, to do them in.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    I hope that fat piece of shit recovers, because I am not a Republican and I don’t want to wish anyone ill, even that fat piece of shit currently at Walter Reed.

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  3. quakerinabasement says:

    Airlift, hell. Just pump him full of helium and he can fly there on his own.

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  4. One doesn’t just get checked into hospital because of care about one’s condition just because–and it appears Christie found out he needed to get tested not because the White House gave him a head’s up, but the way we all knew people in touch with Trump were in trouble. He’s wearing his comorbidities on his sleeve in a way, and should have understood the precautions, etc, but I hope people take away from this what they should have already known from Herman Cain’s futile maskless pro-Trump exposure: he’s not worth anyone’s life. But his ego will demand it.

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  5. another kiwi says:

    He is not in good shape for this

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  6. RWW says:

    The CDC needs to add Kissing Trump’s Ass to the list of ways Covid-19 is most readily spread,

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  7. sos says:

    Dr L. DampNut: Nurse, Hamberder STAT!

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  8. donnah says:

    Christie and Rudy should share a hospital room when Rudy gets his positive test. We all know it’s coming, since KellyAnn and Christie shared the space and none of them would be caught dead wearing a mask. (See what I did there?) Oh, please, sweet Karma! Work your magic!

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  9. roket says:

    Since it appears that the inner circle has been breached (surprise, surprise) I sure do hope there are enough thoughts and prayers to go around for everyone.

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  10. 🎶Hello Karma my old friend
    I see you’ve touched someone again
    Because of their foolish ignorance
    masquerading as a tribal stance
    And the virus that was planted in their lungs
    took no heed
    of their political creed…🎵

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  11. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I’m glad no Democrats were invited to the Rose Garden shindig for Amy Coney Island, which is looking like ground zero for this covid surge.

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  12. angry spittle says:

    Did it take a Chinnock?

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