Chris Christie tries charm offensive.
I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling in the last day or two. I will be receiving medical attention today and will keep the necessary folks apprised of my condition.
— Governor Christie (@GovChristie) October 3, 2020
Insert your own snark about airlifting.
Mock Paper Scissors 
There’s a sign at an off-ramp from a hiway that I use occasionally that goes like this:
<-Hospital Food
<-Gas
[Uuurrp!]
He’ll be fine, we all will, it’s hardly worse than the worst flu, it’s not worth shuttin the country down, a coupla weeks they’ll bounce right up outta bed, and back to work they’ll go. As if they even slowed down, during all the hub-bub!
Why, I saw Hair Füror with my own two eyes, on a mocked-up set, supposedly broadcast from Walter
White, er, Reed Hospital, just today, and he looked fine. We’ll all get through this To.Get.HerLikeLiked by 3 people
Walter
Whiteer, Reed HospitalThat is inspired doggerel, Mr. Cole. I’m impressed.
Gov. Krispy Kreme could be well and truly in heap big trouble. Not only is he obese, but he also suffers from asthma. Already hospitalized.
What a death cult Trump cultivated! Then again, you can expect real growth when you plant seeds on manure.
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Funny thing about planting seeds on manure. Manure is high in nitrogen to a degree depending on the manure’s source. Anyway, the amount of nutrients in uncured manure gets the seeds to shoot up and grow like crazy, all dark green and everything – until they keep over and die because the manure basically burns their roots. Too much nitrogen.
Nitrogen is, I believe, an ingredient in Weed’N’Feed for lawns, since thinner leaf-ed grasses absorb some nitrogen but the broader leaved unloved flowers absorb enough, due to having more surface area to absorb with, to do them in.
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I hope that fat piece of shit recovers, because I am not a Republican and I don’t want to wish anyone ill, even that fat piece of shit currently at Walter Reed.
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Airlift, hell. Just pump him full of helium and he can fly there on his own.
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Why not hydrogen? I hear the risks are exaggerated.
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“Oh the blimpmanity!”
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One doesn’t just get checked into hospital because of care about one’s condition just because–and it appears Christie found out he needed to get tested not because the White House gave him a head’s up, but the way we all knew people in touch with Trump were in trouble. He’s wearing his comorbidities on his sleeve in a way, and should have understood the precautions, etc, but I hope people take away from this what they should have already known from Herman Cain’s futile maskless pro-Trump exposure: he’s not worth anyone’s life. But his ego will demand it.
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This aged well!
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/05/05/chris-christie-coronavirus-deaths-cooper-ac360-dewine-vpx.cnn
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He is not in good shape for this
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The CDC needs to add Kissing Trump’s Ass to the list of ways Covid-19 is most readily spread,
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Dr L. DampNut: Nurse, Hamberder STAT!
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Christie and Rudy should share a hospital room when Rudy gets his positive test. We all know it’s coming, since KellyAnn and Christie shared the space and none of them would be caught dead wearing a mask. (See what I did there?) Oh, please, sweet Karma! Work your magic!
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Since it appears that the inner circle has been breached (surprise, surprise) I sure do hope there are enough thoughts and prayers to go around for everyone.
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I have tots and pears to spare.
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Roket –
My thoughts and prayers were answered, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Rgds,
TG
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🎶Hello Karma my old friend
I see you’ve touched someone again
Because of their foolish ignorance
masquerading as a tribal stance
And the virus that was planted in their lungs
took no heed
of their political creed…🎵
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Most excellent! As is this entire thread-thanks!
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I’m glad no Democrats were invited to the Rose Garden shindig for Amy Coney Island, which is looking like ground zero for this covid surge.
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Did it take a Chinnock?
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Heh.
Took me a few seconds to remember just what a Chinook can do.
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MD – here’s what the Germans decided on:
https://euro-sd.com/2019/06/articles/13789/chinook-or-king-stallion-heavy-lift-helicopter-alternatives-for-europe/
But yeah, when it comes to “heavy-lifting,” (and cake batter,) twin rotors can’t be beat. (swidt?)
Lick ’em when you’re done.
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Thanks for this. I don’t technically know what they can do, just that they are heavy lifters. My dual rotor batter beaters are severely outclassed by Chinooks.
Also, I used to (circa 1999) work for a place that made floor panels for Sikorskys. It was the first time I remembered hearing that name.
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Can’t they just stuff him in a howitzer and point it in the right direction?
Rgds,
TG
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That would be one way of avoiding the bridge traffic.
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