Since gliding down the golden escalator in 2015, Lord Damp Nut has told a metric shit ton lies. The biggest lie was when he was asked why he was qualified for office, his answer was that he was really rich and had built a great company.
Every New Yorker I know howled with laughter, as they were aware of his reputation as Don-the-Con, and knew about the business he put into bankruptcy.
Trump’s failure to release his tax returns has made it difficult to know how his claim to be a Stable Jenius bidnessman is a lie, or where the Ameros that he does have came from.
We have always suspected he is up to his $70,000 haircut in debt, and probably to the Russians, etc.
This thread from Dan Alexander, the poor bastard assigned to the Trump beat at Forbes does some forensics and it looks like our Stable Jenius is in the hole about $1B Ameros deep, and that’s just from the first page from the NYTimes article:
Bookmark this thread, he updates it as he discovers more.
Candidate Stupid ran in the 2016 Goat Rodeo to boost his failing brand, he has used the oval office to support his clearly failing businesses, and is now planning to steal an election to avoid accountability for the debt he can’t afford to pay.
Lord Damp Nut is terrified, above everything, of voters finding out that he is a pathetic failure.
We can work with that.