“I ran so far away-ay-ay…”
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It’s all to conceal the fact that there’s no brain within that skull.
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You don’t know but there’s a team of tiny fingered girl children who are entrusted with holding aloft the strands of Trump’s locks, armed each with a magical protein elixir, who pat his Sampson-like mane of glory about his glorified dome.
Or he steps out of the shower, hits all two feet of side part with Consort spray, and whips it into a head pancake with a comb in a minute because he’s been doing it for so long.
And all this time he could have just Lex Luthor’d the lot of it. But then he couldn’t write it off.
I want more for my money. That cotton candy combover is not worth $70,000. Also, what’s the deductible for orange pancake makeup? Because that sucker goes through stuff by the trowel full.
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IDK, I suspect there has been way more than $72K worth of memes due to that hair*. A bargain really.
*Contains no actual hair or hair byproducts
“No actual hair was harmed in the making of this comment.”
If you look at total surface area, (don’t, it’s a choking hazard,) you’ll see we are paying for the cement mixer parked behind the White House, as well as the pallets of Sherwin Williams Sunset Orange®.
Remember when a buncha assholes gave Hillary Clinton a buncha shit for a $600 hairdoo?
It says he spent $70K on hair, but when did Diaper Don ever spend money he didn’t have to? I suspect that number is highly inflated, just like the rest.
When it wasn’t his money.
I just ran the numbers and it works out to $4.25 per hair.
Say what you want, but those are the hardest working five strands of hair you’ll ever see.
$72k is the grift. If he’s doing the Apprentice someone else paid for the hair.
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