Guys, Junior Mints wants YOU! I dunno whether or not he was in the depths of a binge when he recorded it, or stung by bees, or maybe Daddy finally hugged him and he’s overcome with emotion?
Anyway, this is an official release from the LDN 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign, so… listen to what he says:
Insurrection lite? What the hell is the ask, here?
“We need every able-bodied man, woman to join an army for Trump’s election security operation…”
Of course, the irony here (thanks a lot Eiron!) is that aspiring fascist LDN wants to throw out ballots and have his hand-picked Supreme Court install him, so you know, DEMOCRATS!