Field Commander Junior Mints Wants YOU!

I’ll say.

Guys, Junior Mints wants YOU! I dunno whether or not he was in the depths of a binge when he recorded it, or stung by bees, or maybe Daddy finally hugged him and he’s overcome with emotion?

Anyway, this is an official release from the LDN 2020 Goat Rodeo Campaign, so… listen to what he says:

Insurrection lite? What the hell is the ask, here?

“We need every able-bodied man, woman to join an army for Trump’s election security operation…”

Of course, the irony here (thanks a lot Eiron!) is that aspiring fascist LDN wants to throw out ballots and have his hand-picked Supreme Court install him, so you know, DEMOCRATS!


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9 Responses to Field Commander Junior Mints Wants YOU!

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Traitor Tot next to “Enlist Now!” seems ironic.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    Looks like the boy is suffering from access to excess.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. roket says:

    Probably has the Rona.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dennis Cole says:

    All he’s got is an army? Means he’s confined to land battles. Meanwhile, I’ve got a NAVY!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. MDavis says:

    Has he been named as a terrorist or part of a terrorist organization? Pretty sure he’s there, but has it been declared yet?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Lsamsa says:

    Looks like he’s doing a Jerry Falwell Jr. impression.


  7. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    I’m thinking the whole vote by mail and go to the polls and vote again thing and join the Trump army and monitor the polls on election day thing has the same goal: cause as much confusion, chaos, and consternation as possible at the polls so that the lines are as long as possible. It is a low tech voter suppression move. They want things to be as confused as possible with as many arguments and distractions as they can manufacture at as many polling places as they can manage. I mean look what they’ve done for Walmart with mask wearing? You’ll see that at polling places times infinity. Just wait for the Proud Boys to show up armed to “protect” the vote.

    Prepare for the worst, but persist, and vote.



    • MDavis says:

      Our local medical facility posted a new mask rule. There are three kinds of mask they will accept, and none of them are lace. I’m thinking those idiots who cut holes in their masks to own the libs inspired that move.

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