Fauci: Kicking Ass, Taking Names

Schrödinger’s Senator gives America the bird.

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2016 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never got the ass-kicking he so richly deserved from kindly ol’ Doc Fauci:

Watch it a few times, it’s the feel-good movie of the day.

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9 Responses to Fauci: Kicking Ass, Taking Names

  1. roket says:

    And there you have the reason no one calls him Dr. Rand Paul.

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  2. Dimitrios says:

    Carl Quintanilla is just a little bit hard of herding.

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  3. donnah says:

    That exchange was amazing. And Dr Fauci hurt him more than his neighbor did.

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  4. Big Bad bald Bastard says:

    Don’t mess with a New York boy.

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  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    I LOVE how Fauci just looks steadily on right into Paul’s face if not his eyes if Paul is able to meet his steely gaze. Fauci hardly even blinks — rapid blinking is a sign of nervousness — he just stares him down. I want to see where Paul is looking as Fauci talks. I doubt it is anything other than the table top — looking down is a sign of shame. Fauci is not just confident, he’s cocky. He came gunning for Paul. That line, “Paul does this all to often…” or something to that effect.

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  6. spotthedog says:

    I think Brad Pitt could have fun with this in a SNL skit.

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