News of the Trump-Virus Vaccine

Wants to play the Candy Striper and the Doctor again? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

The FDA is set to announce tougher standards for emergency authorization of a coronavirus vaccine, which would make it all but impossible to approve a vaccine before the exciting conclusion of the 2020 Goat Rodeo. So as long as the the 4th Reich doesn’t override the FDA entirely (which is always possible!), no vaccine for us.

The WaPo:

The Food and Drug Administration is expected to spell out a tough, new standard for an emergency authorization of a coronavirus vaccine as soon as this week that will make it exceedingly difficult for any vaccine to be cleared before Election Day. The agency is issuing the guidance to boost transparency and public trust as it approaches the momentous decision of whether a prospective vaccine is safe and effective. Public health experts are increasingly worried that President Trump’s repeated predictions of a coronavirus vaccine by November 3, coupled with the administration’s interference in federal science agencies, may prompt Americans to reject any vaccine as rushed and potentially tainted.

Well, I know I am not going to be Lord Damp Nut’s lab rat, and I’m betting neither will you, amirite?

“Things are so revved up right now that there is quite a possibility that the American public won’t accept a vaccine because of all the things that are going on,” [Peter Hotez, dean of the National School of Tropical Medicine at Baylor College of Medicine]. “U.S. history is littered with good vaccines that get voted off the island because of bad public perceptions.”

Anyway, in order for herd mentality (my gawd, I love that Trumpism) to take effect, enough of the herd has to be vaccinated, and that just ain’t gonna happen while Prznint Stupid is in charge.


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8 Responses to News of the Trump-Virus Vaccine

  1. YellowDog says:

    There is already herd “mentality,” in the form of the cult that follows blindly their dear leader.

    No way in hell I’m taking anything that Trump promotes. Let the cult go over that cliff.

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  2. Just watched Rachel Maddow’s show last night, she finally got to follow up on a story from April about a CDC site report on a meatpacking plant outbreak near Sioux Falls SD which was at that point the largest outbreak in the US.

    It was littered with qualifiers “If feaseable” ‘It is reccomended” “if possible”, which stood in stark contrast to any other such Epi-aid report the CDC has ever issued. Rachel FINALLY got the original copy of the memo, which had been approved and already delivered to the SD Department of health. It did NOT contain all these qualifiers.

    It was recalled by Director Redfield’s office, edited and the official copy then released the next day.

    Oddly just a day or two before, Redfield had a meeting with Sonny Perdue, Ag secretary…Hmmm

    10,000 quatloos this FDA rule is mysteriously retracted before Friday, just like the CDC aerosol mitigation guidance was.

    [sounds of FDA director being dragged from his office back to the alley, followed by the sound of a single gunshot.]

    “It was an early draft, mistakenly released before final approval.” said new Acting FDA director Hasty McReplacement. “We are confident the the most beautiful, strongest vaccine with great beauty and strength will be ready for your great American people before re-election day, sir!” He pauses to wipe a *(very manly) tear from his eye. “I would like to remind the American People that this is only possible because of the glorious and strong, oh beautifully strong leadership of President Trump, and his victory over the forces of evil anf FAKE NEWS”

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    BDR – once again, you beat me to it. Great job.

    Liked by 1 person

    • beckymaenot says:

      BDR beats everyone to it. But- he’s got a knack for writing what we are thinking in such an entertaining way. See “FDA director Hasty McReplacement”.

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  4. Weird Dave says:

    I’m taking it. Once its approved by the NIH or EU…

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    Didn’t daddy’s darling Ivanka vow to take the vaccine live & and on the TV toobs, just recently?


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