Incoming! Trump Warns Us That Antifa Is Coming For Lunch!

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(H/T: Scissorhead Dennis Cole)

Lord Damp Nut warns us that Antifa is expanding their armaments:

It actually sounds like a delicious lunch.

 

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13 Responses to Incoming! Trump Warns Us That Antifa Is Coming For Lunch!

  1. Ten Bears says:

    Can use those little cans of deviled ham in a slingshot.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Infidel753 says:

    Every Antifa cell has an Instacart personal shopper who serves as their munitions supplier.

    There are also vegetarian Antifa groups who throw packs of veggie-burgers.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. Steve-O says:

    Perhaps Antifa should throw Big Macs… watch tRump lose his mind trying to ban his favorite food….

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  4. Oneofthebobs says:

    Finally, a decent recipe for Spam. Don’t open the can, just throw it!

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  5. Turns out that it’s not so weirdly specific. Bumble Bee( along with other tuna producers) opposed his tariffs. Star-Kist didn’t. I always knew Charlie’s ‘sophistication’ was bs.

    30 years and counting he’s held a grudge about ‘small-fingered vulgarian’. This is no different.

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    When it comes to armaments, I’m a Chunky Soup dude.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. spotthedog says:

    Okay, he’s on to us with our cans of soup and now tuna, so here’s the plan: everybody switch to cans of Goya beans! He won’t be expecting that!

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  8. Dennis Cole says:

    I like my Tuna on wry…and no more mention of Mazeltov Cocktails? (Too close to Yom Kippur, I guess. Only 4 more shopping days left!) Reporters being shot at, “What a beautiful sight?” I thought that once he found a shtick that works, he’d keep workin it.

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  9. Sirius Lunacy says:

    We’re all can o’ fodder now!

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  11. Si says:

    Trifecta! Three posts inna row.
    I’m gonna throw some canned heat this time.

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