News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Hey, Calli, Li’L Noot needs some luvin’!”

Noot has some interesting ideas about the law:

Say it with me, Scissorheads:



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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Is there a statute of limitations because I would like to see this interpretation of the law applied retroactively to the Tea Party days.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I think we need a preznential-type Executive Oder under the Defense Production Act, to begin building special vehicles for EVERY Federal Official, elected or not, to be designated as worthy by the MHSG himself, modeled after a “hybrid cross” between a Popemobile and a high-powered golf cart, in order for The Privileged Ones to have the ability to whisk themselves about briskly, through the corridors, and down the halls of The P(a)laces of Power, without having to even briefly encounter any of the peasantry.

    It’s a “win-win-win” and then some, iznnit? We gotcher golf carts, (in honor of all the golf LDN plays, and makes the Secret Service rent,) we’re producing an American product, bringing back some manufacturing jobs, right here in America, (never mind that the golf carts are made in China,) and we give much-needed protection to those who most deserve it, (after the bulletproof glass is installed,) our Public Servants, er, masters.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    Oh, I left out the part about how American auto manufacturers would be best suited to perform the retrofits, and since the sales of new cars have been lagging, let’s call this one a “win-win-win-win,” or another A+ for the Drümpf administration.

    IF they follow my advice, that is.

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  4. Is it OK if I hit him with a clue-by-4? He’s not a member of Congress….

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