Today, In Conspiracy Theories

Here’s a way to campaign for Qspiracy voters without saying ‘QAnon’ out loud (which is how those bug-crazy people talk to each other):

Ivanka Trump, President Donald Trump’s oldest daughter and one of his top advisers, will pay a visit to Atlanta with U.S. Attorney General William Barr on Monday.

A White House official confirmed the visit to Channel 2′s Richard Elliot. The trip plans to highlight the Trump administration’s initiatives to protect survivors of human trafficking.

You may recall that GOP Congressional candidate Marjorie Taylor Greene is a Q-Spiracy theorist. She’s the unspoken beneficiary, but the Q-nuts will be working on their numerology and casting chicken bones to prove that Lord Damp Nut is about to release THE STORM any moment!!1!

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10 Responses to Today, In Conspiracy Theories

  1. Oh yay…they’re visiting the ‘private facilities’ that ‘help’ victims of sex trafficking.

    These are mostly jeebus indoctrination camps that blame them for being sinful…well at least the ones they don’t just deport, plus or minus a few body parts, given this is georgia, home of the Uterus Collector.

    (When this government is tangled up with someone that sounds like a serial killer from “Criminal Minds” you no longer have to ask “Are we the baddies?”…)

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    No, no no no no Ten, reading chicken entrails, you know, gizzards and guts and such. Casting bones is finger bones – yes, human finger bones – and that is a whole ‘nuther kind a’ phophisizin’ altogether. Don’t want to go there. Yet.

    I’m pretty chapped that while Goya isn’t necessarily the best of various ethnic cooking staples but they are the most readily available. I recoil at the sight of their black beans, am hiding the 4 or 5 cans in the cupboard behind a case of cat food, don’t even want to walk down the aisle. Not so much boycott as just not gonna’ buy. If there isn’t an alternative I can do without.

    What is it with these boney bottle-blonde bimbos (as somewhere a radio plays The Eagles Lyin’ Eyes)?

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “The trip plans to highlight the Trump administration’s initiatives to protect survivors of human trafficking.”
    By having them all sign an NDA?

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  4. roket says:

    According to my reliable sources, many QAnon believers are praying that the rapture occurs after THE STORM because they don’t want to miss out on any of the executions.

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  5. miroker says:

    The guy has a point, the Democrats are so afraid to confront TrumPutin and the republican’ts that they will cower in the corner rather than grow a spine and stand up for the USA>

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  6. Bruce388 says:

    Is there any chance Iskanka will campaign for the kids, male and female, her daddy abused?

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