News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Free-range Conspiracy Theorist Glenn Beck

Free-range conspiracy theorist Glenn Beck has sumpin’ to say to his ex-colleagues at FNC:


No worries, Glenn: no one thinks you are a journalist.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Gaaaaww! I can’t listen to him, even briefly. Why do all these RWNJ’s sound so whiny, and petulant, and they want you to imagine the smoke pouring out of their ears while they rant and rave?

    At one time, I had a leaky rowboat that used a 2-stroke motor that would occasionally continuously misfire, and sound even worse then Hannity, Beck, Limpballs and even Alex Jones all put together, and as I recollect that sound, it’s rather soothing compared to their bombasticy.

    So, rather than take any more chances of the poor boat sinking, and taking me, and the motor along with, I drug it up on shore one day, and filled it with concrete, making a sort of shore-break and sculpture simultaneously.

    Which made things totally hunky-dory.

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  2. Steve-O says:

    I feel the same way about people with MBAs, Glenn Dreck.

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  3. They’re getting more and more open about their desire to just start killing people they don’t like.

    If they actually Rwanda-ize the United States it’s going to make the actual Rwanda look like a friendly game of softball between two rival factions.

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  4. Dimitrios says:

    I have the greatest respect for investigative journalists with a fire in their bellies to discover the truth about their societies, uncovering all the criminality, inequity and incompetence in the government, the military, the judiciary, the public boards and corporations, industry and the private corporations, and then exposing all that perfidy, misconduct, and venality which they find to the light of public scrutiny.

    I also applaud their occasional exposure of the charlatans labouring in what sometimes appears to be their own vineyards, and thus, Glenn Beck, I can also understand your hatred of the breed,

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