Midday Palate Cleanser

Posted on September 16, 2020 by tengrain

Will you look at that little jerk taking a long shower while the west is burning?

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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9 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. donnah says:
    September 16, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    You can’t call him a dirty bird!

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  2. brucedesertrat says:
    September 16, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    cue Flashdance theme…

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  3. RobGinChicago says:
    September 16, 2020 at 2:03 pm

    My small (and ridiculously noisy) parrot has a large soup mug in his cage as his water bowl, and he takes a bath in his water bowl every morning. After bathing, he lets me know he’s finished by ringing a cowbell in his adjacent playground (his cage door is almost always propped open) letting me know to give him fresh water and food for the day. Sure he’s a jerk (attacks everyone except me), but we’ve grown fond of each other over his 15 years.

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    • Mary Ellen Sandahl says:
      September 16, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      That’s so cool! I’d say I envy you, but my waking hours are already entirely organized by the cat and the dog, and I just don’t have the energy for another overlord.

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      • beckymaenot says:
        September 17, 2020 at 6:46 am

        Same here MES- but our overlords (all 3) are of the K-9 variety. I have 300 lbs of dog to deal with and all 3 are double coated. This means that on any given day I am vacuuming 5 lbs of dog hair. If dog hair were gold- I’d be sending you those checks instead of Soros.

        All hail Snoopy! (ruff)

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  4. Dimitrios says:
    September 16, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    The initial question is, did the little jerk turn the tap on by himself, or did someone leave it running? So, the important questions are, is the bird just putting to use what would otherwise be wasted water, or else the question is who gets to exploit this rare little bird with opposable thumbs

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  5. Mary Ellen Sandahl says:
    September 16, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    TG, you’re just jealous. The think about our extra-hoomin brothers and sisters is, they really, really know how to enjoy themselves!

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  6. revzafod says:
    September 16, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    Obviously a female bird. Look how she rolls over for a massage in the nether regions. Google This:

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