Lord Damp Nut’s public comments (not the crimes he confesses to Bob Woodward) on climate change and the Trump-Virus should are weirdly similar. Let’s compare and contrast!
“It’ll start getting cooler. You just watch…I don’t think science knows, actually.” — regarding the wildfires
Just last night at the town hall:
“No, I still say it. It’s going to disappear, George. ” — regarding the Trump-Virus
As Lord Damp Nut tries to convince white suburban moms that Birky-clad leftists armed with bags of soup are on their way to destroy the subdivision, he’s also ignoring the incredible damage from climate change currently wrecking the country:
- Toxic smoke from the west coast wildfires has literally reached DC
- Oregon Gov. Kate Brown (D) is still pleading for more federal assistance
- Jeebusland residents are bracing for flooding from Category 2 Hurricane Sally
- This year’s hurricane season has been so active that meteorologists have almost run out of names.
Scientific American has endorsed Biden for the president, which is the first damn presidential endorsement in the magazine’s 175-year history.
“…and as soon as everyone dies, except for maybe Ivanka, then you’ll see I was right all along; no more Virus. It’ll just be me, which is what I wanted all along. But I sure wish that chocolate-cake guy hadn’t died, he made the best chocolate cake you ever tasted…”
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This time, daddy is not going to have his henchmen swoop in and buy up a bunch of chips to save LDN’s ass. He had some really bad training on the whole cause/effect thing, like blow all your money on gold paint and shit (cause) and you won’t have money for your mortgages (effect).
He might even believe that everything will be fine since it always has been for him.
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Trump said Coronavirus will be gone by April when the weather gets warmer. Now Trump says the wildfires will go out when the weather gets cooler. What a conundrum. Meanwhile, republicans are holding Rona’s and Fire’s beers for them.
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Category 3 hurricane Zylon will touch landfall in Miami of Tuesday; and three days later, in Galveston, category 5 hurricane ZZ-Top will roar into town. Meanwhile, Hurricane Zwieback has washed all of the soot out of the sky from the California forest fires that still going on and dumped them in Northern Florida, leaving the buildings of St. Petersburg a ubiquitous dark grey color.
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And don’t forget, “If we all clap loud enough Tinker Bell will come back.”
Maga-ikal thinking can do anything
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w3ski
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