Area Man Takes Break From Looking For Strawberries

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The smug mug of Michael ‘White Like Me’ Caputo


HHS spokesman Caputo to take medical leave after reportedly accusing CDC officials of plotting against Trump

  • Michael Caputo, a former Trump campaign official who took over as top spokesman for the Department of Health and Human Services earlier this year, will take a 60-day leave of absence, HHS announced Wednesday.
  • The move comes after Caputo reportedly said in a now-deleted video posted Sunday on his personal Facebook page that scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention were engaged in “sedition” against President Donald Trump.
  • HHS also announced that Paul Alexander, an advisor to Caputo who was working for the agency on a temporary basis, “will be leaving the department.”

Caputo might be the rare member of the 4th Reich to leave the Administration in exactly the same condition as he arrived.

Sixty days off means he will return after the election, if he returns at all.

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16 Responses to Area Man Takes Break From Looking For Strawberries

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    From the HR Dep’t:

    “Dear Mr Caputo;
    We are sincerely sorry to learn of your health problems, and we are worried by your accusations of receiving “death threats” made against you and various family members. We are certainly in favor of you taking time off via a LoA, but we regret to inform that we can NOT guarantee that this same job you were employed at will still be available, should you wish to return.
    We wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and if you need a reference, you can be assured that we viewed your work here as exemplary, and will be happy to provide both a glowing reference as well as attesting to your fine character.”

    Justin Case
    Director of Human Resources
    Bowels of the White House


  2. purplehead says:

    He went kaput.


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  3. sos says:

    Like this clown Caputo is any more mentally ill than Stephen Miller.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Infidel753 says:

    Medical, eh? If he’s sick, I assume he’ll want to be treated with leeches and faith healing, rather than with the products of “seditious” science.

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  5. roket says:

    Buttercup or WATB? You decide.


  6. Dimitrios says:

    You cannot drive the already insane nuts, you can only drive the already nuts sane, but with Lord damp Nut and his Genus NutitaliaTwitterpatia (See Trumpanzee) you have got to know that is not about to happen, So, Caputo is leaving the Department of Health and Human Services to spend more time with his mental caregiver.


  7. Diane says:

    He needs to be in a psych ward and medicated before he hurts someone.


  8. Kent Fossgreen says:

    Taking time off to spend more time with the voices in his head.


  9. donnah says:

    There needs to be a special “Mental Health Wing” off the West Wing for Trump, Caputo, Barr, hell, the whole administration. They all have issues.


  10. Carol Decker says:

    If he’s on ‘a leave’, does that mean he still gets paid?


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