News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Trump TeeVee!

It’s a dream come true: Petunia & Pals, starring Lord Damp Nut!

Wut? He’s says going to put his lardass on the scurvy couch every week?

Phew! Those 4 idiots on that couch would be an Event Horizon.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    I’m thinking of the Event Horizon movie, with the ship that wants to drag you back to the hell dimension, only with less Sam Neill and more #TRE45ON.

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  2. Redhand says:

    Of course, he wants to mooch time from Fox since his campaign war chest is near empty.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. roket says:

    Kayleigh McEnany has already begun work on her next binder full of women answers and notable quotes.


  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    You’re gonna need a bigger couch.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. You know what I’d watch? If Trump had a townhall with regular folks every week. Because I just saw Trump do a townhall (and had to write on it) and when Trump isn’t getting hand-held, he’s a goddamn hot mess. Trump is one of the very few people on the planet who actually dumbs Fox and Friends down. And the Fox and Friends guys even know it—and they’re actually kinda dumb!

    If he sort of lost in a landslide, do you think Fox will still take his calls or would he be Palin’d?


  6. Infidel753 says:

    Fox’s own polling has him circling the drain. They’re probably thinking ahead to a post-Trump world.

    On the other hand, it would be cool to see him whirling around the event horizon of the Fox-and-Friends black hole of dumbth, disappearing at last with a final burst of hamburger-fart-tinged radiation.

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  7. Dimitrios says:

    Make sure there is always a guest in the studio who REALLY wants to speak with Trump and then, all three sit back and watch how a television interview is supposed to go.


  8. spotthedog says:

    He’s ready for his close up Mr. Demille.


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