News That Will Drive You To Drink

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(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)

MAGA Life Coach Brenden Dilly (hey, he has 2 paying customers!) got recognized by Junior Mints and he’s gonna be fapping until he needs glasses:

It’ll be worn down to a nubbin, son.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. donnah says:

    As a rule, I’m against book burning, but in this case I’d make an exception.


  2. Dennis Cole says:

    The name didn’t ring a bell, so I took a wild guess – he of the pickle-fortune family, much like TV Tucker, of the frozen-food remainders?
    Nope, wrong, Wrong WRONG! “Your Life Doesn’t Have to Suck,” his most famous tome, and his (self-appointed?) title of “Twitter’s most banned man? THAT guy?
    And since when did Jr. Mintz become a “#1 NY Times best-selling author?

    Awwwwwwww, that’s right; ever since the RNC bought a gazillion copies of his book, for the upcoming book-burning ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House, er, to distribute freely at gatherings of the Klan, er, at rallies and other such festive get-togethers those Rethugs are noted for.


  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gawd. ANOTHER taunting, badly-written fascist and racist tome to add to the MAGatt “LOOK IT UP” library to own them thar libs! What times.


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