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(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)
MAGA Life Coach Brenden Dilly (hey, he has 2 paying customers!) got recognized by Junior Mints and he’s gonna be fapping until he needs glasses:
It’ll be worn down to a nubbin, son.
(H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)
MAGA Life Coach Brenden Dilly (hey, he has 2 paying customers!) got recognized by Junior Mints and he’s gonna be fapping until he needs glasses:
It’ll be worn down to a nubbin, son.
As a rule, I’m against book burning, but in this case I’d make an exception.
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The name didn’t ring a bell, so I took a wild guess – he of the pickle-fortune family, much like TV Tucker, of the frozen-food remainders?
Nope, wrong, Wrong WRONG! “Your Life Doesn’t Have to Suck,” his most famous tome, and his (self-appointed?) title of “Twitter’s most banned man? THAT guy?
And since when did Jr. Mintz become a “#1 NY Times best-selling author?
Awwwwwwww, that’s right; ever since the RNC bought a gazillion copies of his book, for the
upcoming book-burning ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House, er, to distribute freely at gatherings of theKlan, er, at rallies and other such festive get-togethers those Rethugs are noted for.LikeLike
And then Republicans have the temerity to oppose affirmative action for anyone other than the “Big Tent’s” own village idiots.
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Gawd. ANOTHER taunting, badly-written fascist and racist tome to add to the MAGatt “LOOK IT UP” library to own them thar libs! What times.
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