“Spring time for Hair Führer and G-O-P…”
Not all the bombs Prznint Stupid dropped to Bob Woodward where confessions of malfeasance. USA Today tells us that Lord Damp Nut revealed:
“I have built a nuclear — a weapons system that nobody’s ever had in this country before. We have stuff that you haven’t even seen or heard about. We have stuff that Putin and Xi have never heard about before. There’s nobody — what we have is incredible.”
Well, they heard about it now, buddy.
“Woodward said other unnamed sources confirmed the program’s existence, though details on it are not included.”
Maybe USA Today could ask Putin for missing details. By now, he surely must have them.
I can hear the Red Hats clamoring already: “Do it, Donald! Push the fucking button! What the fuck are you waiting for?!?!?! And while you’re at it, lob a few at them Iranians, and all the rest of them Muslim-filled shithole countries. Wipe em ALL out! USA! USA! USA! USA! Kill the Chinks, kill the Commies, make the world safe for our (white) mommies!”
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Dennis – he is much more likely to nuke California than the middle east: there is oil money to be had from them furriners.
Rgds,
TG
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It’s a shame that your words are so true TG.
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Oh, come on, nobody in the military trusts him with secret information! They showed him a windup toy from the sixties that made Pew! Pew! sounds and had blinky lights on it and told him it was a thermonuclear warhead.
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha…OMG- thanks for the laugh. I totally needed that.
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A “thermoronuclear warhead” to be precise.
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ya’ll NEVER disappoint
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Was the thermonuclear warhead on one of his submorons?
Rgds,
TG
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Pig Eyes will have plenty of leverage when it’s time to negotiate the terms of Trump Tower Moscow and Trump Tower Beijing.
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Chances are the experts haven’t told Lord Dampnut anything specific. He wouldn’t remember anyway.
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“I have built…”
Ri-i-i-ight
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He may be suffering from “Thermonucleosis,” a rare condition afflicting those at the highest levels of power, and who have (almost) unrestricted access to launching and thereby employing thermonuclear weapons, but are prohibited by a (slim and getting slimmer) group of “Adults” in the room.
It may, at this point, be fruitless, for us to ask his family members to help us engage him in a “friendly intervention, and to get him somewhere he could get help for this dreaded affliction. By all indications, this madness seems both congenital and infectious via contact, so it might just take an Army to remove and replace him.
In full Haz-Mat suits, is what I’d recommend…
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