News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Hey, fellow Debbil worshipers, Jim Bakker is onto us!

Which one of you mugs told? Old Scratch is not gonna be happy.

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13 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I wonder how long he drove around with hatred for fabric before someone let him know…

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  2. Perturbation says:

    I’m voting against the guy whose entire emotional repertoire reads like the Seven Deadly Sins. Trump in his 74 years on this Earth has never experienced a goddamn thing outside of:

    Gluttony,
    Lust,
    Avarice,
    Despair,
    Wrath,
    Sloth,
    Vanity,
    and Pride.

    So Jim Bakker can go back to Jesus and ask once again, is this really WJWD? And he can shove an entire two-gallon bucket of End-Times Slop up his ass.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    Who cares as long as I get me Soros check.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Demanding that good, xtian people “vote their faith.” I don’t think there’s gonna be that designation on MY ballot; I’ve never seen it being offered as a choice, or a criteria before. And there ain’t no Preacher Man gonna corrupt my soul, tell me who best to vote for.

    And I can’t seem to erase that one Buybull story from my mind: that time Jeebus turned violent, and destroyed not only private, secular folk’s property, but he chastised and castigated the “approved, preferred religious practices” of the day, and the high priests in charge. And it’s told in several versions, by different apostles, but the movie version’s great, besides, as well.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    “They’re not protesters; they’re looters, and burners, rioters, and anarchists, they just wanna tear it all down…”

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  6. Hail Seitan! (for it is chewy and nutritious)
    Hail Satin! (for it is soft on the skin)
    Hail Santan! (for it is a tasty local brewer)
    Hail Sultana (the KING of dates)

    Also, for the hell of it…

    Hail Hydrox! (because Mom was too cheap to buy us real Oreos)

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  7. Dimitrios says:

    I was going to write: “The dyslexic sign painter was supposed to write, ‘I hate Santa’ over his car,” BUT, thanks to E.A. Blair, I’m late to the fair, once again.

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