Twizzler Says: The Trump Armaduh Awaits!

I read in Politico this AM that Prznint Stupid’s schedule today includes a trip to Pluto (sadly, the one in Floriduh). I wonder if Lord Damp Nut is going to be greeted with another Armaduh of boats, because Twizzler’s been really excited by the boaties:

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19 Responses to Twizzler Says: The Trump Armaduh Awaits!

  1. skinnydennis says:

    Heard from a friend in Minnesota, same boat parade crap, including sinkings.

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  2. Ellis Weiner says:

    Okay, but which is better: Armaduh, or Dumbkirk?

    Liked by 4 people

  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    It was all Davy Jones’ Locker room talk…

    Liked by 4 people

  4. beckymaenot says:

    Will this be the new Campaign Theme Song?

    Liked by 1 person

    • beckymaenot says:

      Ok- I found this too when I was looking for the other- seriously- now I can’t unhear this…
      It’s worth the extra time at the beginning…

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      • ming says:

        Nice to know that I’m not the only one tormented by Puddles Pity Party. Here one with PMJ.

        Liked by 5 people

      • Karla says:

        I happened across this over the weekend — I’d never seen Puddles before. Kind of addictive. I really enjoy the mashup.

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      • tengrain says:

        That’s weird merde.

        Rgds,

        TG

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      • beckymaenot says:

        Ming- I am a PMJ fan. There is something about taking a new look at something from a different perspective that appeals to me. You ever see the PMJ video with Red (Dani Armstrong) singing that Sia piece- Chandelier? Google it- if you like that kind of thing- it’s astonishing.

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      • ming says:

        Becky, I like that one too. Hard to name a favorite but I been listening to Bad Romance and All About that Base lately. Scott Bradlee’s arrangements are genius, and the sonic power of Haley, Morgan, and Ariana’s voices is amazing. Good stuff.

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  5. Oneofthebobs says:

    Jupiter gets stupider! Boats get lost in Austin! Pensacola, well; fuck Pensacola.

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  6. Dimitrios says:

    MLNDA . . . Make Lord’s Nut Damp Again.

    And keep those Marina’s profits in the black, as ever.

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  7. Infidel753 says:

    I thought Pluto was Trump’s home planet, seeing as he’s a Plutocrat.

    So on top of everything else, the Trump years will leave all our waterways clogged with sunken boats. It’s just another form of pollution. At least the Trumpanzees themselves are so fatty they probably float.

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