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Ouch, man.
That joke leaves me flat.
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That’s just what the previous owner said!
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I think the price is negotiable because of all those scratch marks – like someone was trying to claw it open in a hurry.
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A few years ago, a longtime jumper and tandem master came back to the DJ after an 18-month hiatus. He’d put on a few pounds and was going to do a jump just to blow the rust off. He left the plane, had an uneventful freefall, but couldn’t find the pilot chute to deploy the main. He landed under his reserve. A snarky Rigger opined “I bet he could have found it if it was a bag of chips!”
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I have no need for a parachute in any condition. I see no reason to demonstrate that gravity works, and if not interfearred with, can be deadly.
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I might add, Dimitrios, why would anyone leave a perfectly functioning plane?
Rgds,
TG
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plane crashes only happen on landing, so getting out prior to landing makes sense. Of course any time you fly, the only guarantee is that you will land.
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Skydiving requires a level of boredom that I’ve never achieved. I see no reason to leave the ground.
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I love to experience free fall!!! But no more than two feet at a time.
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I’m sure I would love the free-falling. It’s the concussive stops that I object to
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I don’t even like the dreams in which I am flying.
Rgds,
TG
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Hey, TG, back in the 1960’s when I was in the 101st Airborne, we always said there’s no such thing as a perfectly good airplane.
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