Dad Signs, Cont.

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12 Responses to Dad Signs, Cont.

  1. donnah says:

    Ouch, man.
    That joke leaves me flat.

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  2. sos says:


    That’s just what the previous owner said!


  3. spotthedog says:

    I think the price is negotiable because of all those scratch marks – like someone was trying to claw it open in a hurry.


  4. Bill Warner says:

    A few years ago, a longtime jumper and tandem master came back to the DJ after an 18-month hiatus. He’d put on a few pounds and was going to do a jump just to blow the rust off. He left the plane, had an uneventful freefall, but couldn’t find the pilot chute to deploy the main. He landed under his reserve. A snarky Rigger opined “I bet he could have found it if it was a bag of chips!”

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  5. Dimitrios says:

    I have no need for a parachute in any condition. I see no reason to demonstrate that gravity works, and if not interfearred with, can be deadly.

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